Another lame joke...

A man walks into a soda fountain with a lion. He goes up to the counter and asks, "Do you serve lawyers here?". The person behind the counter replies "Sure, we do." The man then said,'OK, I will have a chocolate milkshake for my self and a lawyer for my lion".
 
ok well i thought of this when my friend was at my house a few weeks ago...so yeah who has ever played the Sims? you know how they can dig in the couch and sometimes they'll pull something out and eat it...and it looks like bread...well i figured out that it was a couch potato! HAHA! yeeah -_-
 
TrueNarniaFan said:
Sign Painter to Pastor: "That sign you wanted saying "The world ends tomorrow"...when do you want it?"
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ahahahaha that is soo corn ythat i laughed....*well i laugh at any thing though....:o lol

ohh i got one...
two men walk into a bar the third one ducks.... lol that is always funny!
 
LifeMaiden said:
I heard this once when I was in school ( Catholic).

" Why did Moses spend 40 years wandering in the desert?"


A: Because even back then men didn't ask for directions.
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lol that is soo true!!.....
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
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i almost passed out when i read that cause i was laughing soo much! i reminds me o what me an my mom used to say..." i'm not as think as dumb i am" lol *gasp* these jokes are soo freakin' corny that they ar funny....
 
Lady Larien said:
ok well i thought of this when my friend was at my house a few weeks ago...so yeah who has ever played the Sims? you know how they can dig in the couch and sometimes they'll pull something out and eat it...and it looks like bread...well i figured out that it was a couch potato! HAHA! yeeah -_-
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wow i didn tknow that lol.....a couch potato:rolleyes: soo slow
 
ok, ok tell me what you think of this one: (I love this one!):

-Knock, Knock
Whose there?
-Interrupting Cow
I've already heard this one
-Knock Knock!
Whose there?
-Interrupting Cow
Interru-
-Moo!
That's uh that's a good one!

-Knock, Knock
Whose there?
-Interrupting Sloth
*sigh* interrupting sloth who
-*as he says it, reaches out one finger and pokes him*
that's a good one yup

-Knock Knock
Whose there?
-Interrupting completely uncalled for!
Interrupting comp-
-*Slaps the dude really really hard and runs away*

lol i love doing that one to somebody you guys should try it.
 
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