Funny Definitions

[Lady of Lorien]

What you do to a question.

Jump-rope.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Something with which to... *looks at axe* ...to murder people... *gets evil look* ...like THIS! *chases people around with an axe, laughing maniacally*

mouse

EDIT: Oops, I meant axe.

 

[Danny Darnia]

A cat's toy


a song

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

the thing that freaks sing when they think they're in love... and they usually sing it out of key, causing the person they love to die. MUHAHAHA...

a vampire...

 

[Danny Darnia]

a vampire...

Something that always burn when passing the crossline

Valentine day

 

[Timberwolf]

A day which celebrates the chopping off of heads, as was shown to the first Saint Valentine.

A keyboard...

 

[WilliamMoseleyismine]

That funny thing in front of you which I have no idea how to use.


Pillow.

 

[Soñador]

a feather-filled bag, useful as a weapon against little brothers



spoon

 

[Olórin the Wise]

A weapon of torture, primarily used by baby siblings when they're getting their first chance at sitting at the table...

water

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That with which there is much of said substance all around, but not a drop to drink.

Username.

 

[Danny Darnia]

A name that you should type when you calling the person above you

narnia

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

A name that you should type when you calling the person above you

narnia

Place where lions rule and witches are eaten...

"V"

 

[fernshirehobbit]

ooh.... that is the dreaded first letter of Vanessa's name. it stands for dictator in some hardly understood marshin tounge lol

laughter

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Although well-known in the Land of Duffers, this commodity is at a premium for some unhappy personages.

window

 

[Kahleina]

something to break

variables

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Similar to carriables. After all, the only difference is the first letter. Algebra teachers are USUALLY the ones who carri...err...carry them...but they can be found other places too, if you're willing to pay through the nose...

Italy

 

[Jack of Blades]

Similar to carriables. After all, the only difference is the first letter. Algebra teachers are USUALLY the ones who carri...err...carry them...but they can be found other places too, if you're willing to pay through the nose...

Italy

A very large boot...we are still trying to locate the match.

Pretty

 

[Lady of Lorien]

The word that comes before ugly, is in "he's pretty ugly..."

Hairpiece.

 

[Kahleina]

a piece of your hair, of course, what else?

car

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That which iseth madeth toeth stalleth.

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