Funny Definitions

[Lady of Lorien]

That which is made to stretch until you try to stretch it, at which point the design changes and it is made to snap at you...

Sword.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Shall I demonstrate the purpose of this object...? *looks evil*

eyeball

 

[Lady of Lorien]

A phenomonon MOST common on Halloween, but seen occasionally throughout the year when some member of the sleepy populus awakes.

Mob.

 

[Tsukiko]

A band of blood-thirsty zombies...

uh

CAN!

 

[Afton]

The ability to put fruit,vegitables etc, into a jar full of water. Very rare among humans and animals.





Shop

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That which must be worshipped! *suits action to words*

vibrate

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That which is done by a house before the water main blows and the house goes...*poof!*

Seems like shop got skipped, so I'll stick it in now...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Rhymes with 'chop' which is what you do with an axe, right...? *chops at LoL* Muhahahahahahahahahahaha!

potatoe

 

[Lady of Lorien]

A misspelled word.

Garlic.

 

[hello mcfly]

A spice in white cream

Radio

 

[Lila]

A spice in white cream

Radio

An old-fashioned piece of equipment only used by people who are too poor to afford an iPod...

mp3 player

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Another old-fashioned device of the same nature, only marginally more advanced that a radio.

knob

 

[Jack of Blades]

The term that gives the speaker permission to beat on a person who released flatulence. (See 'Safety')


Safety xD

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Whatever it is, you can be sure that no skateboarder ever heard of it.

tail

 

[Lady of Lorien]

The pre-fix of "belt," used by people who are looking at car trips with a pessimistic view of their own capabilities of getting wherever they're going in one piece...

Yawn.

(EDIT: That was for safety. As for tail...it belongs to Two Cities...)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

A psychological stimulus resulting in an overbalance of world exhaustion, causing the world to stop because it's fallen asleep.

room

 

[Lady of Lorien]

A spare thing that holds unused wardrobes. That is, of course, after it has had a surgery...it needed to have its 'r' removed...

Cougar.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

(rofl!)

Someone that I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley... but luckily I don't believe it frequents dark alleys.

paper

 

[Lady of Lorien]

The substance airplanes are made of.

PaperCLIP.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

And invention for the purpose of holding many airplanes together; unfortunately, this invention has been lamentably unsuccessful.

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