Another lame joke...

[Octesian]

lol that was pretty funny. ok this one is pretty lame... Jo mama is so fat, it takes a bus and 2 trains to get on her good side

 

[SOS~]

LOl.

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

 

[hello mcfly]

Yo momma rock's!!!{rock on}

Yo momma rocks too!!

Hmmm...instead of insulting moms... Why dont we give em good comments?

Yo momma so pretty, she can't even see her wrinkles...haha -_-

 

[Emily_Cullen]

I got a goofy one

little Johnny: Dad,what would you do if I made a 100 on my math test?

Dad: I'd be in shock-I would probably have a heart attack

Little Johnny: That's why I settled for a 50

 

[Skul]

A newer one:

Kid: Dad, would you spank me for something I didn't do?

Dad: No, of course not.

Kid: Good. I didn't do my homework last night.

Dad: Well, son, you know I'm spanking you because I love you.

Kid: *murmurs* I wish I were big enough to share your love.

 

[tottyfruitty]

^^haha funny!
i love the 100 one
what did a fish say when he swam into a wall?
dam
get it like river dam..........

 

[Skul]

Hey, no swearing! And it's spelt dam.

 

[tottyfruitty]

same diff, slight misspelling. besides i wasnt using it in that context *sp*

 

[Skul]

*sighs* Brits...

 

[tottyfruitty]

*gasp*
and whats that supposed to mean?!!

 

[Skul]

Nothing!

Two foreigners come to the US and go to the movies. They get tickets, but are startled when a person comes over and rips their tickets.
"What do we do now?" One person asks the other
"I'd say we need to get new tickets" the other respons.

 

[Georgie the Valient]

1st person:Knock knock
2nd person:Who's there
1st person:Boo
2nd person:Boo Who
1st person:Why are you crying?

 

[Danny Darnia]

1st person:Knock knock
2nd person:Who's there
1st person:Boo
2nd person:Boo Who
1st person:Why are you crying?

what's the fave site for cowboys?

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Skul]

Actually, I like the funniest home vidoes web site.

 

[Georgie the Valient]

what's the fave site for cowboys?

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is 7 afraid of nine?
'coz seven-eight-nine
(meaning 7ate9)

 

[Danny Darnia]

Why is 7 afraid of nine?
'coz seven-eight-nine
(meaning 7ate9)

Mwahahaha.....OMG!!!

Actually, I have so many lame jokes...but in my own culture n language. I dunno are you gonna get it if I change it to English....

 

[Georgie the Valient]

Prisoner:I'm FREE!I'm FREE!!!!!!!
Little Boy:So what?I'm four!

 

[Danny Darnia]

Two person accidentally hit each others

A: I'm sorry
B: I'm sorry too
A: I'm sorry three
B: what's you sorry for?
A: I'm sorry five
B: are you sick?
A: I'm sorry seven

sorry for the bad grammar

 

[Georgie the Valient]

OMG!!!!!!!
I'll post this conversation between someone and someone

 

[Skul]

That's fine. It's funny. I have a whole collection of church jokes, but I don't want to offend anybody. (YEs, I am a Christian, and they are Christian-firendly.) Where are you from, Danny?

I'll risk only one:

A pastor went to an elderly person's house, saying, "Brother, do you believe in the hereafter?"
The man said, "Why, pastor, I'm there all the time. No matter where I am...in the attic, the basement, the kitchen...I'm always saying to myself, 'Now, what am I here after?'"