Did John show you my "Vegetable War" song lyric? I just now sent him something intentionally contrasting with the humorous lyric: something I imagine could be sung by a Calormene farmer....
Life is a turnip, always a turnip,
Turnips will teach us life.
Raw, they are bitter, turnips are bitter,
Even when fully ripe.
Pulling the turnips, lazy with turnips,
Eating them as they're found,
They will be bitter, always be bitter,
Taken right from the ground.
Chopping the turnips, cooking the turnips,
Adding the seasoning--
Then they're not bitter, no longer bitter,
Then they can feed a king!
Life is a turnip; learn from the turnip!
Hard work is not a waste.
Work makes the bitter no longer bitter;
Working gives life its taste!