Me: *sighs and puts shoe back on*
Sam: *tapping foot impatiently* HELLO?? THE CRUISE!
Me: HOLD ON!!!!!!!!
Sam: *facepalms*
Jr.: *facepalms*
Me: I SAID STOP!
(on the cruise)
Sam: FINALLY!!
Me: You rush us too much, Sam.
Sam: Whatever. *rolls eyes*
Jr.: *rolls eyes*
Me: JR! NEVER AGAIN!
Jr.: *giggles*
Cruise attendant: Hello, how may I help you??
Me: Are you in any way related to a blonde Barbie-acting airplane attendant??
Cruise attendant: Actually, she's my sister!
Me: Then you can help us by jumping off the ship.