Is this when I should say "thanks anyway, I've changed my mind"?
Well, I won't. In fact, I'll do as you say just to prove... um... something.
*stands, closes eyes, extends one finger, presses key*
*spins in circles three time*
(This had better be real, my borther's laughing)
*opens eyes*
It didn't work!
You, you...evil wizard!!
Okay, seriously, how do I make an appoinment?