1000 More Reasons You Are Addicted to Narniafans

542. When your family and friends usually know what you mean when you talk about Duffer objects, etc.
 
538. When you know that NO ONE has the right to take a break . . . well, maybe a small one.
 
537. when you are really nervous during your break, because every minute that passes someone could have posted that glorious addiction... that pinnacle of dufferness... that number of significance...

536. when you feel like a failure because you could have made the above at least 3 addictions.
 
535. When you go to bed very worried because someone may post addictions for the numbers you love most.

534. You comfort yourself by telling yourself that there are two other threads to post in.

533. You're still worried because anything may happen in eight hours of sleep.

532. Your mind keeps going in circles as illustrated above.
 
527. when you have absolutely no life.

526. when you will never have a life.

525. when you will never have had a life.

525. when you will never have been having a life.

524. when you never had a life.

523. when you never have a life.

522. when there is no chance of you ever having a life.

521. when you would spell "thread killer" backwards in your sleep.

520. if you ever slept.

519. when there is no way of you having a life.

518. when it is an impossibility for you to have a life.

517. when you have analyzed the differences in meaning of addictions #518 - #527.

516. and written a 900 page paper about it.

515. which you prefer to call "essay".

514. or "short introduction" on wednesdays.
 
511. but you feel it in your heart that this could never happen.

510. except if someone stole your heart.

509. when someone stole your heart just so they would get to post more addictions than you.

508. when you have whalesplatted someone. :D

507. when you dance the coffeine samba every time lieke posts, out of respect.
 
515. when you have dived off a cliff to keep the addiction threads from being cliffsplatted.

514. when you have glared at lossy.

513. when you have glared at derny.

512. when you have glared at lieke.

511. when you have glared at oly.

510. when you have considered glaring at the badger, but haven't because he's purple and ban.

509. when you have watched derny glare at oly.

508. when you have watched oly glare at derny.

507. when you know who invented the word "glareworthy".

506. when an addiction-typing marathon actually leaves you out of breath.

505. when you add a hint of nutmeg to some of your posts to give them a special note.

504. when you apply dufferish wisdom to your daily life.

503. when every day is a new adventure.

502. especially when one hits a number like

501. such a very important number as

500. when you realize that we could actually make the 1000 addictions in a couple weeks at this pace.

499. when you celebrate halfway-party by having a nice big dutch cheese.
 
496. *drops block of cheese on mf*

495. When you consider the above an addiction.

494. When you brace yourself to prepare for being cliffsplatted/whalesplatted/glared at/ignored/braiwashed etc.
 
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