1000 More Reasons You Are Addicted to Narniafans

293) Because this forum doesn't _constantly_ pull the rug out from under its users with functional changes, the way Facebook does.
 
292. The Count (or Countess) is perfectly capable of managing for himself (or herself). Anyway, even if he (or she) isn't that capable, he (or she) isn't poor. He (or she) rents a suite of rooms in Buckingham Palace, for Pete's sake!
 
290. No, you plebian.
289. Or at least, not until you either buy yourself a title or impress the queen enough with your shiny guitar that she knights you.
288. Although "Sir Lossy" would be rather odd....
 
287. Do I not have a title? I'm sure I have a title somewhere...
286. Would Lossy-tree do? I could be a tree in the palace gardens. :D
 
285. No, no, and no.
284. Mainly because you're a fir tree, and palace gardeners do not plant fir trees.
283. It's all you're fault. MF may have been the first to decide you were a tree, but you're the one who has kept talking about your piney branches. You should have been deciduous.
 
282. No, I recall clearly that it was you who declared that I had piney branches. For all I knew, I could have been a willow tree.

281. *eats symmetry*

280. *eats headache*

279. *donates paper to GG*
 
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277. When you don't remember whether you were the first one to discover the Lossy-tree's piney branches.
276. So you can't defend yourself against her accusations.
275. Which is very inconvenient.
274. *sings* O Lossy-tree, O Lossy-tree, how piney are thy branches--wait! maybe Freckles was the one who first came up with the piney branches.... *sits hoping*
 
269. Well, you didn't dispute it the first time it was explicitly brought up. Freckles shouldn't have sung your song to the tune of "O Christmas Tree" if you were supposed to be deciduous. It put piney pictures in my head.
268. Anyway, I still think that you have piney branches. :p
 
262. When you are happy that your number is symmetrical.
263. And that Lossy is a fir tree with piney branches.
264. And that Sopespian is aquaphobic.
265. But you are sad that Eveningstar changed the poll on Sopespian's Q&A thread back, because you don't think that Telmarines are wonderful at all, and now you can't vote on it. *sniffles*
 
256. When you whack Glen very hard ont eh head, for the sake of the Count (or Countess).

255. When you like rubber duckies, and name them all Dan.
 
254. When you revive threads.
253. When you whack Lossiful for not being on more often.
252. When you wince for the reciprocating whack, which you know is coming, be it days, weeks, months, or years....
 
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