1000 More Reasons You Are Addicted to Narniafans

250. When you have no life, which is why you have time to post at university....
249. DIAD (Derny is a Duffer) or DIA (Derny is alive)? Which is better? You're addicted if you have an opinion.... :p
 
247. When you have escaped safely, because Lossy did not read some of the previous posts.
246. When you know #247 was really asking for it....
 
245. When you assume Glen is refering to #253. Let it be known that I took full note of it (before I even posted here), and that Glen speaks true, for it may be minutes, hours, days, or years before... I'll leave it to your imagination, as all wise evil people do.
 
236. When you note that old members naturally congregate in old threads.

235. When you note that it is a blessing you don't quite qualify as an old member. Having to hobble around with a wheezing cough must be most inconvenient, even if puffs of purple smoke do help with transportation sometimes.

234. When you start seeing green all over the place.

233. When you wonder... about everything in general.

232. When symmetry brings delight to your heart.

231. And so do frogs.

230. But not butterflies.

229. You know, I bet the Beard has butterflies nesting in it, and their fairy dust (or the butterfly-equivalent of it) rubs off and leaves purple stains. That would explain many things, including why butterflies are so terrifying for all their beauty.

228. When you suddenly wonder if there is an appropriate Shakespeare quote concerning butterflies. Or Beards.
 
227. Well...

Originally Posted by Shakespeare

"No, no, no, no! Come, let's away to prison.
We two alone will sing like birds i' th' cage.
When thou dost ask me blessing, I'll kneel down
And ask of thee forgiveness. So we'll live,
And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh
At gilded butterflies.​
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226. And...

Originally Posted by Shakespeare

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."​
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225. Oly will probably like #226 too much....
 
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224. Yes he will, so it's probably a good thing that he doesn't post addictions.

223. but one does wish that he would post addictions.

221. so, which would one prefer... addiction posting or Oly's happy ignorance?

220. *sigh* the hard choices of life.

219. I much admire the man who can laugh at butterflies. Shakespeare was indeed great.

218. I remember when butterflies would fly across Freckles' screen...

217. I think her screen has collected too much dust over the months.

216. And fondly I remember posting addiction #0

215. And the Counte became the King.

214. But now he's a count again.

213. or a countess.

212. it's lovely how many addictions one can post when they are chopped up into short little bits. :D
 
211. I know, little bits save a lot of though, especially when your brain has been eaten. *glares at everyone-knows-who*
210. Butterflies are actually a little disturbing...the products of violence.
209. Even though Duffers are supposed to be peaceable and not murderers, and all that.
208. But they are murderers...
207. Note, I did not say "we" in #208. I don't murder, I just teach--creatively.
206. Sometimes creative people are scary.
205. Particularly in college art departments....
204. And Dufferland is scary.
203. But for different reasons.
202. Like fear for Sushi's life.
201.5 Because people like to kill him.
201.1. Which is cruel.
201.139. And evil.
201. 11894. And should never be done in Dufferland.
201.1075463. Ever.
201.1000348798729. Ever.
201.000000000009823847972394872389749. :mad:
200. Whoopie!
 
197. When you wonder why the Lossy-tree is chasing the east winds.
196. When you wonder if east is the direction of Jerusalem, or of the Insane Asylum.
195. As in, does the sun rise and set around the Asylum?
194. Because it should.
193. And because I live there a lot....
 
192. East is that orange room down the hall of the third floor, in the west wing.

191. and North is that comfy green armchair that psychiatrists make you sit in when they ask you about your childhood.
 
190. Then south is the comfy room with the fake window,
189. And west is the mod lounge....
188. West is the mod lounge?! :eek:
 
187。I thought the mod lounge was not charted?

186。And Center is the Can. Of course.

185。When you orientate yourself by the Can.

184。Which of course, gets you hopelessly lost (it being in Dufferland). But somehow being lost all the time doesn't affect your life at all, even when you are running late for class.

183。Perhaps because you do not have a life.

182。Or have donated it to GG.
 
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