1000 More Reasons You Are Addicted to Narniafans

131. You know walls. They sleep all day and then insist they were only meditating on cheese.

*finds corner next to Lossy* *munches little chocolate circles*
 
You know what we ought to do? We ought to convert Paul into a duffer! Let's see, we can always bake some non-mod cookies, or chocolate circles, or go find Bufferduffin and Dufferbuffin. We can also attempt to bribe the DLF, or Oly's beard... no, his beart won't go along with it. And as a last resort, we always have whales and cactus and cliffs. :D

130. When you attempt to make Paul a duffer. :rolleyes:
 
But he's married, isn't he? That means he has a Life, which pretty much precludes Duffering. *sigh*

129. When you don't hate life, but you hate people who have one.
 
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That addiction almost sounded jealous, though I'm sure you had no such thought.

128. When you are known for belonging to the table of uproarious laughter in the cafeteria.

(We duffer indeed, though with completely different material. I've actually have strangers come and ask me if I were from the loud table at the cafeteria, in which case I apply either a Mr. Green face or give them a Waldo.)
 
That was actually due to a typo...but the typo was not a misspelling, so the Spelling Police have not been compromised. :p

127. When you know it wouldn't be hard to find Lossiful, because all you have to do is go into her cafeteria and figure out which table is the loudest....
126. And it also wouldn't be hard to find her room, because of the banana decorations....
 
125. When you know how to find Glen by asking for the crazy girl obsessed with bananas who snickers at her computer... :rolleyes:

124. and freaks out at grins and eyerolls. :rolleyes: :D
 
123. I only freak out at them online. In real life, I usually don't ever freak out. My screamer is broke, too.
122. The snickering at the computer part would be true, but I'm actually not that easy to find. You could hack into the campus computer system, though, and find all my info. Or, alternately, knock on the dorms and hire the RA to do it.
121. I really need to make a banana sign for the door...my banana-ness has been slacking off lately. :rolleyes:
 
117. Because that would be the same as chasing screaming.
116. Which is a little weird.
 
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115. When you admonish Glen for miscounting - a worse sin than misspelling.

114. When you celebrate finishing a rough draft by posting addictions.
 
113. When you blame your miscount on all the addiction threads that have gone negative.
112. When you blame Lossiful for being a tree.
 
111. When you avoid finishing a rough draft by posting addictions.

110. When you wonder why you never posted addictions before.

109. When you think you might do this more often.

108. When you begin to weigh the respective merits of posting addictions and finishing your rough draft.

107. When posting addictions comes out on top.
 
106. When addictions are essential to college life (how do others live without them?)

105. When you happily note that we are getting near the 2-digit zone.

104. When you offer the Count (or Countess) a cookie for it.

103. When you wonder why no one posts addictions in Shakespearian.

102. When you highly approve of Greek tragedies which are translated to Shakespearian (or whatever you'd call it).

101. When the babble fish makes you happy.

100. When you whack people with cactus - not out of spite - but just because.

99. When you feel like starting a really annoying song. :rolleyes:
 
98. When thou arisest unto the challenge, and do post addictions in that illustrious Tongue which was spoken by the Bard of old time.
 
96. When thou dost notice that the Lossy-tree hath not spread her piney branches upon this Lawn for too many days.
95. When thou threatenest to prune the Lossy-tree if she doth not show her--bark.
 
94. When thou remindest Glenicity that thou hast no bark nor branches.

93. And 'tis her fault thou had hast naught to say. Tho' 'tis a noble sentiment to double-post for the sake of dufferdom, 'tis frowned upon by the almighty mods.
 
92. When thou dost remind the Lossy-tree that there are many threads in Dufferdom, as there are many powerful rings in the world, and that too few have experienced her bark. and her branches. The periods signify how that sentence should be said, in order to express important truths about the Lossy-tree.
 
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