1000 More Reasons You Are Addicted to Narniafans

63. Negatives. That's what's happened to the other addiction threads. We're so addicted we can't even stop....
 
62. Okay. Thanks for explaining. I wasn't sure if it was a thread made to continue the count in negatives, or if it was one big long thread. :p
 
61. When you can't wait to reach 0....
60. So you post one more addiction than you originally intended.
 
"Pretty much precludes" doesn't mean "automatically precludes." :p If Derny got married, she would still be the Queen of Duffers.

59. Because Derny is a Duffer precisely because she is in deNile.
 
58. What a strange people we are. Our Queen is in deNile, our King is missing, our parliamentary building has twice been flattened...

oh, I just realized we're a constitutional monarchy.

57. When you can no longer take constitutional monarchies seriously.
 
56. When you take constitutional monarchies very seriously. Just like cheese. *glares at the Tree*
 
55. (other constitutional monarchies! not ours, of course).

54. When you spend Asian History class envisioning the parliamentary meetings of Dufferdom.
 
53. When it occurs to you that if Dufferland is a constitutional monarchy, it must have a constitution.
52. *wonders if the constitution is in the Can, or stuffed somewhere inside Oly's beard*
 
46. Found it!
45. Because 45 is a nice, evenish number. That means it's divisible by 5, so it can't be considered odd. It's really quite normal.
 
41. Because I can't let Lossiful take the zero again.
40. Somehow, I must prevail.
39. Because Trees should not be able to get zeros.
38. Because I said so.
37. Yes, that's right, because I said so. Are you questioning me?!
 
34. Because you cannot skip numbers--not while Lossilation is the Keeper of the Count.
33. And the Tree on the Cliff.
32. Telmarines do not rule Dufferland.
31. Cats do.
30. And Sushi and I shall fight them to the death....
 
28. MIKE!!!!! *glares*
27. No, you cannot.
26. Not as long as I have Toodles and Glozzie on my side.
25. And, in this case, they are.
24. I feel the inspiration to reach 0.
23. And I shall.
22. Legally.
21. Unlike some other parties I could name.
20. Parties are enjoyable, by the way.
19. Particularly if they don't have any people.
18. Because people are annoying.
17. And I'm anti-social.
16. And evil. *evil laugh*
15. Being evil is fun.
14. It's also a fast excuse for being weird and anti-social.
13. Except, I suppose, I was social this afternoon.
12. Which means I'm losing touch.
11. Must be evil again...
10. Which means I must eat CW...
9. The non-organic kind...
8. Which means I'll have to steal it from PotW.
7. But he's busy with other things.
6. And what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
5. MWA-ha-ha-ha-ha!
4. I am evil.
3. I rule the universe.
2. No one dares to stand up against me...ME...ME!!!!
1. MWA-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0. MWA-ha-ha-ha!
-1. MWA-ha-ha....
-2. Oh.
-3. Goal reached. Done now.
 
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