-479 for one second the thought slipped into your mind that Dernhelm posted a wrong number....
-480 you found out that number -479 wasn't correct before actually posting an evil laugh
-482 you post a few of those 19
-483 you feel sorry for the second 'signs that you're addicted thread'
-484 you know what i'm talking about at number -483
493 You DO post a positive number just to make Derny mad...
-494 You and your sibling (who also belongs to TDL) talk about it all the time when NIETHER OF YOU IS ONLINE!!!
(GKoN started cloning 'em)
(Oh...and I wondered it that would happen, Dern... Now I see WHY we have such a perfect straight streak of numbers... Anyhow, look at your careful work up there... )
-501 You have had a post edited in the addictions thread...
-502 You know why
-503 You post just for the sake of posting, even if there isn't anything more to post...
(you can't believe everything you read! Just so you know...the word 'gullible' is written on the ceiling, too...)
-509 You have repeatedly had your TDL privileges revoked...because you were spending every waking moment (and several moments that should have been sleeping moments) online...
-513. You think someone should make an NF.com dictionary/encyclopedia.
-514. You left for a couple months, and got really grumpy and sullen all of a sudden (guilty as charge)
-515. You've decided that for your 16th birthday you are going to come on here and make fun of the mads again instead of pestering your mom to take you to the DMV
-516. You've broken down and are considering posting a 'You post this just to post one more addiction.' or 'You post this just because you can't think of any other addiction.'