1000 signs your addicted to narniafans (Please Do Not Delete)

Smog said:
(999) 802. You decide to inform HolyBoy that you Smog got an Avi about two weeks ago...
Click to expand...
hm, I don't really know if that would be a sign that I'm addicted to this site. Some of these I'm a little curious whether they're really signs of addictions. I guess they are in the fact that they show how detailed you look at stuff in the forums. oh well.

800. You analyze this thread to death and are concerned whether or not all the posts are true and on topic and take everything here very seriously.

...on to the 700's!
 
(999) 799. You competely agree with Dragon and decide to go back throughout this thread and weed out all the posts that you deem unworthy of being an addiction...
 
796. You are on here so often you begin to think your pseudonym is actually your real name and only answer to that.

795. You regret the lengths you went to the raise the $1,000,000 required to implement your modship.

794. You are still deperately trying to keep the correct numbers on track...
 
793. if you know any of these people in real life, you call them by their screen name here.

792. you name your pets after people's screen names here.

791. you name your CHILDREN after people's screen names here.

790. you check the updates right before you take a shower and right after you take a shower, hoping you didn't miss anything.

789. you stop taking showers so you don't have to be dragged away.

788. after complaints rise along with your smell, you invest in a waterproof laptop so you can take it in the shower with you.

787. the "Stupid Jokes" thread is the first place you go to after you hear a stupid joke so you can post it there.

786. you constantly check to see how many members of the forum there are.

785. you remember how many members there were last time you looked.

784. you are already planning a massive party for member #1,000.

783. you know what member number you are.

782. you can take less than 10 minutes posting 11 new addictions
 
(999) 781. You're too cheap to buy the water proof laptop, so you just spray yourself with purfume instead...
 
Last edited by a moderator:
780. This is the first place you came after you heard about the London terrorist attacks(both of 'em, lol--on the second one, Dad actually got off the computer so I could come check up on y'all!).
 
779..You begin to feel sad when no one has posted on this forum for two days.

778..You felt it was your civic duty to post on this forum when it was being neglected.

-JS
 
777: You forgot your password to login on the site because you set the site to automatically sign you in.

776: You can't look at shiny trash cans without being tempted to worship them.
 
holyboy666 said:
776: You can't look at shiny trash cans without being tempted to worship them.
Click to expand...
lol! now that is a true sign of addiction!

775: You actually know what the heck holyboy666 means by that last one.

774: You start a "Brotherhood of the Can."

773: You are very careful when wishing, always taking into consideration how that wish might be twisted.

772: You have a strange, constant fear that a giant banana will come crashing down on your head.
 
yeah, what's my password again??? Bannanas. It makes me hungry for bannana bread.

Shiny Trash cans????? :confused:

771: You check here every day to see if some one has replied to The Person Above You.

770:You check here every day to see if SOMEONE HAS REPLIED TO THE CoN ADVENTURE!!!!! (hint hint)
 
767. You have 3 hours to finish work that determines if you pass a course, and you are still posting on the site.
 
766. You have to take a Trig test in 2 hours, and yet you're on the forum(see #767)

765. You have not yet eaten breakfast (and yet you've been awake for 3 hours)

764. You have not yet showered

763. You have not yet shaved

762. You *intended* to do some extra studying for your trig test, but got sidetracked here....
 
761. You don't finish all your work, because you kept checking for new posts

760. You are logged in more then you are logged out, even though you are playing foozball...
 
758. ...but you don't care, because you're having such fun on the site.

757. You understand holyboy's sig :D
 
754. The power of modship has begun to manifest in your mind so much, that you go around trying to edit what people have just said to you in real life if you dont agree with it!!

753. You realize that poor 'ickle Smoggo is still vainly trying to change this to 1,000,000 but no one wants to join him!
 
Last edited:
Back
Top