810. You immediately attempt to increase your post count without spamming, because of #811.
809. You worry that the mods will notice, and not count it towards your post count.
808. Even before WHB and GC got promoted, you had been coming up with surnames for your SN
807. You had been thinking about trying to get Specter to change your SN, but then decided that would be tooooo drastic.
806. In light of #809, you change your gameplan to simply include all of these reasons in one post(as opposed to one reason/post)
805. Example of 808: while watching the telly last night, you got bored, and *eventually* decided on what you'd want your subtitle to be, if the mods ever decided to give members that privilege
804. You got on tonight, and were outraged that htey had, but you ahdn't been chosen
Mods, I'm not that upset; this kinda helped me see how pathetic/pitiful for me to get so irritated by such a little thing--don't think that I'm mad at y'all!!!