1000 signs your addicted to narniafans (Please Do Not Delete)

884: You're not suprised when the count down from 1,000 has gotten all the way to 884 and you expect that when the thousand is up there will be some negative numbers added to the end of the count.)
 
882. When it seems as though you are the only one who has realized that the farther down we get in the numbering, the more posts we have that are contrary to each other and the more posts that can't really apply to a Narniafans addict.
 
881. When you looked as bus timetable today you thought it said 'tgraveline' instead of 'traveline'.
 
880. You plan bombing the closed threads with plastic exposives by posting on the forum, forgetting that 1) you shouldn't tell the admin what you are doing because he has power, and 2) you can't bomb electric data.
 
879. You regret blabbing about the plan to blow open the locked threads.

878. You are so obsessed with the plan to blow open the locked threads, you don't care that reason #880 clearly shows it is impossible.
 
(999) 878. At the mention of the word immpossible you begin to humb the theme from Mission Immpossible and go back to planning the destruction of the Locked threads...
 
Smog said:
(999) 878. At the mention of the word immpossible you begin to hum the theme from Mission Immpossible and go back to planning the destruction of the Locked threads...
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I don't have another one -- this one was so good, I just wanted to repeat it.
 
876. You assume everyone reads every new post you make and would gladly help you blow things up without being asked.

875. You are crushed to realize you may have offended a fellow Narnian by making that assumption in #876. :eek:
 
I'm so running out of ideas.

876: you start trying to figure out a plan to stop the future theology professors from blowing up threads about christianity.

875:you actualy can't wait for TG to get back.

874:you've talked constantly about this site with your friends.

873:all your school books next year will have something on the cover related to this site.

This is sad.
 
870. You correct the number and see if anyone notices

869. You feel slightly better that the one who wants to blow up the threads feels bad for not asking you

868. Having been said you wonder how to make a digital bomb to destroy the thread.
 
867. You realize that it only took 15 posts before we lost the number.

866. Whenever you discuss a topic in the real world with your friends and co-workers, you immediatly start a thread here of that discussion
 
864. You wonder what happened to Ithilian

863. You realize that your the only one in the forum who knows her in real life, and you still don't know where she is...
 
Sojourner said:
868. Having been said you wonder how to make a digital bomb to destroy the thread.
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(999) 862. You already have the plans for the bomb (we're using an oxyacetylene bomb, aka Fuel Air Explosives...:D)

(999) 861. You remember when Dragons avatat wasn't of Michiel Jackson...:D
 
Smog said:
861. You remember when Dragons avatar wasn't of Michael Jackson...:D
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lol. It's not Michael Jackson, it's Willy Wonka, the amazing Chocolatier!

Unlike Wonka, Michael Jackson is a freak who takes kids to his place where bad things happen to them and ...and... ok, maybe there are a few similarities. hm, maybe I should change my avatar.
 
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