1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II

691. When you were unable to get on the computer, so you spent the time lying in bed thinking up addictions and other dufferish things.
 
690. When you begin to morph into a being that needs light to live, like a plant... except that the light you need it the light from a computer screen that is browsing NF.
 
689. When you find yourself mentioning to your history teacher what a wonderful forum you go to.

688. When you promise to give your history teacher the web address to the forum.

687. When you wonder (if she joins) what username she will use, and how to introduce her...gently...to the Land of the Duffers.

686. When you can still come up with original addictions (even after 1571 addictions in the original thread, 310 in the 1000II thread, 437 in the 1000 More thread and 378 in the addicted to Dufferland thread)

685. When you just know that the above numbers are wrong because there is bound to be a messed up post count somewhere.

684. When you consider going back over every single addiction ever posted just to make sure the post count is right.

683. When you decide against it and spend the time posting addictions instead.

682. When you think that the moon must be a very nice place to live since it is made of cheese.

681. When you would like to live on the moon, since it is such a nice place, but decide against it because you’re not sure what kind of internet coverage they offer on the moon.

680. When you can make sense of the above two addictions.

679. When you’ve seen addictions like the one above posted many many times.

678. When you post it anyway, because it is an addiction.

677. When you can’t wait to post addiction 666.

676. When you’re sure that you could easily come up with 10 more addictions.

675. When you know that the sun shines in much the same way as the moon does: it reflects the light of the Can.

674. When you wonder how scientists can ignore this forum, when so many scientific facts have been discovered here.

673. When you frantically hope that no one posts before you do!

672. When you manage to post 23 addictions in a row without repeating yourself.

671. When you always worry when trying to get a coke at the vending machine.

670. When your sister is breathing down and waiting for you to stop hogging the computer, yet you type up addictions nonetheless.

669. When the above addiction was false, but you posted it anyway, for obvious reasons.

668. When you were unable to fall asleep till two in the morning; probably due to the crazy, random NF thoughts running around in circles in your poor over-worked mind.

667. When you (the reader) is now banging your keyboard (and probably just threw a shoe through the monitor) because you know I’m going to do it! :D

666. When you post the 666th addiction!

665. I can’t believe I actually did it!
 
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664. When you double post, for the sake of doubleposting. :D

663. When your brain is revovling with a lot of "when"s and "you"s.

662. When you wonder how you would survive without NF.

661. When you can't stop posting addictions...

660. When you finally mange to stop, simply because you know that there are other duffer threads to post in.
 
659. When the fact that you missed 666 twice drives you crazy.

658. When your goal in life is to post addictions at significant numbers--like 666 and 42 and 0.

657. When you run out of original addictions . . . :eek:
 
656. When you know that we will start doing negatives again.

655. When you wonder what significant numbers there are in the negatives.
 
654. when you do not doubt that -273,65 will be one of them.

653. when you googled the number to find out why the number should be of any significance.

652. when the frustration is killing you.

651. when you think that glaring at me is an appropriate reaction once i tell you that -273,65°C is supposedly the coldest temeprature possible where all particles stop moving.

650. whe nyou are convinced you could have the same effect on particles with your glare alone.

649. when no one else's glare is as intimidating as yours.

648. or as fierce.

647. when you think you could overthrow the mods with your glare.

646. when you spontaneously decide to start a glare war - thread.

645. when you don't do such a thing because your attention span is too short and you have already forgotten about it by

644. the time you post the next addiction.

643. when there's something in the back of your head, you just can't grasp it.

642. when you decide it must be the need for the cheese whiz.

641. when you promptly go, find the cheese whiz thread to try and find out who has it.
 
639. when you've found 1000, but are too evil to post them all.

638. when you mention them nonetheless to make everyone curious.

637. and unbelieving.

636. when "sleep" refers to the time of day when there's no one else online on tdl.
 
632. When there's a fuzzy little green creature living at the back of your scull, who comes out whenever you've been doing anything non-NF for more than a moment, and yells at the top of its little lungs, and runs around in crazy circles, and stands on its head and so on, until you actually get on NF and start posting.

631. When you wonder what to name the fuzzy little green creature.
 
623. When it comes to you as a shock when you suddenly realize that your uncle is named Berny, because you have already started thinking of Berny as a fuzzy little green creature that lives in the back of your head.

622. When you don't really mind your uncle living in your head if he's fuzzy and green.

621. When you hope your uncle never sees this. (though he probably wouldn't mind, but have a good laugh instead)

620. When you like Cheese.

619. When C is the first letter in your dictionary.

618. When you know that the above addiction is simply paraphrasing an earlier one.

617. When you can recite all previously posted addictions. (can't. *sigh*)

616. When you can recite all futurely posted addictions. (even if they are not grammatically correct)
 
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