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1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II
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93 You wonder how many times people have counted back from 1000 to 0 while you were gone...
Lossëndil
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85. When you comment that we haven't had an especially interesting number in a while...
84. When you think we should have a shirt saying 42.
83. When you note that this thread is getting relatively close to zero (we're within the hundred!)
82. When you throw a party in the middle of Greek class to celebrate the above.
81. When you've gotten into the habbit of being unable to stop counting once again.
80. When you know it's going to haunt you.
79. When you know for a fact that you'll be up tonight counting addictions.
78. When you will randomly burst out in laughter at the dinner table because you came up with an awesome addiction...
77... and those sharing the table will know perfectly well what an "addiction" is...
76... then of course your brain will promptly forget said wondrous addiction, and you will end up hitting your head on the keyboard when you once again visit the lawn.
75. When of course, all of the above has happened before.
74. When you decide to stop posting addictions for the moment
eek, and move on to the next addiction thread (*sigh of relief*).
84. When you think we should have a shirt saying 42.
83. When you note that this thread is getting relatively close to zero (we're within the hundred!)
82. When you throw a party in the middle of Greek class to celebrate the above.
81. When you've gotten into the habbit of being unable to stop counting once again.
80. When you know it's going to haunt you.
79. When you know for a fact that you'll be up tonight counting addictions.
78. When you will randomly burst out in laughter at the dinner table because you came up with an awesome addiction...
77... and those sharing the table will know perfectly well what an "addiction" is...
76... then of course your brain will promptly forget said wondrous addiction, and you will end up hitting your head on the keyboard when you once again visit the lawn.
75. When of course, all of the above has happened before.
74. When you decide to stop posting addictions for the moment
eek, and move on to the next addiction thread (*sigh of relief*).
73. When the "weird fact" I get to explain to my roommates is "Well, I laugh at my computer a lot...there's this forum...but I won't go into detail...."
72. 10 thingy
71. When the weird fact you tell your writing teacher is #73...and then she reads it in class.
70. I like even numbers.
69. But I feel a compulsion.
68. What happens when we get down to 42?
67. I'm hearing echoes of BC, I shouldn't have gone to the first "Me, a Duffer?" thread today.
66. #67 includes a comma splice.
65. But I like the effect it makes, so I'm leaving it there.
64. And hoping Lossy won't make the comma red when she posts here next.
63. Because it wasn't a typo.
62. And I do know proper comma usage.
61. But I think the comma splice mimics the flow of speech better.
60. Ooh, even number!
72. 10 thingy
71. When the weird fact you tell your writing teacher is #73...and then she reads it in class.
70. I like even numbers.
69. But I feel a compulsion.
68. What happens when we get down to 42?
67. I'm hearing echoes of BC, I shouldn't have gone to the first "Me, a Duffer?" thread today.
66. #67 includes a comma splice.
65. But I like the effect it makes, so I'm leaving it there.
64. And hoping Lossy won't make the comma red when she posts here next.
63. Because it wasn't a typo.
62. And I do know proper comma usage.
61. But I think the comma splice mimics the flow of speech better.
60. Ooh, even number!
Lossëndil
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59. I do understand the compulsion of comma splices, and I firmly believe that they will one day become "correct grammar."
58. Likewise, my Greek prof. believes that the word "whose" will soon drop out of spoken English, just as "whom" had done long ago.
57. When random grammatical facts make addictions.
56. Not because dufferdom is related to grammar, but more because you see dufferdom in everything you come across, even grammar.
55. When it gives you a warm fuzzy feeling that Toria is learning Greek.
54. And you evny others for their Latin.
53. When you suddenly decide that you'll post #42.
52. And of course, will share the joy of it with the random banana that is waltzing across the screen.
51. I did not know banana's waltz.
50. But then, untill a short while ago I did not know that buffalos have souls. Fluffy green ones at that.
49. When you devote an entire half-minute attempting to discover the mysteries behind the number 49.
48. Which is quite a feat for you since it's hard to hold your attention on one thing for an entire half-minute.
47. When you wonder if the old duffers will visit these addiction threads, since they're old too (the thread, I mean).
46. And if they do you sincerely hope that a certain wizard does not find a certain quote.
45. But the idea of him running wild over the threads trying to find said quote would be kind of funny.
44. And it's give you a chance to hold a proper conversation with his bright-pink-with-purple-polka-dots beard, whom you haven't seen in a while. Perhaps it'd be in a good enough mood to acknowledge your existance without biting your hand or something.
43. And you wonder where's Lieke's cookies are, and pounder on how her absense has caused the universe to fall into disuse.... Yes, the universe has been neglected for too long. People are much more interested in the tips of their shoes.
42. 10thingy.
41.
40. and now... where's dinner?
58. Likewise, my Greek prof. believes that the word "whose" will soon drop out of spoken English, just as "whom" had done long ago.
57. When random grammatical facts make addictions.
56. Not because dufferdom is related to grammar, but more because you see dufferdom in everything you come across, even grammar.
55. When it gives you a warm fuzzy feeling that Toria is learning Greek.
54. And you evny others for their Latin.
53. When you suddenly decide that you'll post #42.
52. And of course, will share the joy of it with the random banana that is waltzing across the screen.
51. I did not know banana's waltz.
50. But then, untill a short while ago I did not know that buffalos have souls. Fluffy green ones at that.
49. When you devote an entire half-minute attempting to discover the mysteries behind the number 49.
48. Which is quite a feat for you since it's hard to hold your attention on one thing for an entire half-minute.
47. When you wonder if the old duffers will visit these addiction threads, since they're old too (the thread, I mean).
46. And if they do you sincerely hope that a certain wizard does not find a certain quote.
45. But the idea of him running wild over the threads trying to find said quote would be kind of funny.
44. And it's give you a chance to hold a proper conversation with his bright-pink-with-purple-polka-dots beard, whom you haven't seen in a while. Perhaps it'd be in a good enough mood to acknowledge your existance without biting your hand or something.
43. And you wonder where's Lieke's cookies are, and pounder on how her absense has caused the universe to fall into disuse.... Yes, the universe has been neglected for too long. People are much more interested in the tips of their shoes.
42. 10thingy.
41.
40. and now... where's dinner?
35. You know too much about the layout of the Insane Asylum.
34. You read really hilarious addictions to your roommate.
33. Your roommate/family worries about your sanity...
32. Your roommate understands the addictions she hears.
31. You've seen an addition thread reach zero before.
30. You've posted the last addiction before...and it was a BIG DEAL.
29. You remember when half the posters tried to count up instead of down.
28. You post additional addictions even when you can't think of any more.
27. Because it's fun!
26. You see variables with sub-script letters and they make you think of forum members: HB, TG, BC, GC, and so on and so forth...
34. You read really hilarious addictions to your roommate.
33. Your roommate/family worries about your sanity...
32. Your roommate understands the addictions she hears.
31. You've seen an addition thread reach zero before.
30. You've posted the last addiction before...and it was a BIG DEAL.
29. You remember when half the posters tried to count up instead of down.
28. You post additional addictions even when you can't think of any more.
27. Because it's fun!
26. You see variables with sub-script letters and they make you think of forum members: HB, TG, BC, GC, and so on and so forth...
25. When you don't dare mention some of the addictions to your roommate, because she knows you're sane, which makes it worse....
24. When you are glad Derny is alive.
23. Because DWAD doesn't sound as good as...
22. DIAD!
21. When you know #22 is a real addiction, no matter what Derny says.
20. And you also know that Lossy is a tree.
19. With piney branches.
18. When you feel suddenly inspired to get to zero.
17. But you're not sure your brain will hold out that long.
16. Because GG ate it.
15. But she hasn't specifically eaten your mind.
14. Yet.
13. So you have one remaining dike against the rising tides of insanity.
12. When you see a little boy with his finger in the dike.
11. And the little boy's name is Hansel.
10. And the finger looks suspiciously like a chicken bone.
9. Which won't stop the hole.
8. So the dike will ultimately be cracked,
7. And Holland will be flooded,
6. And it will be blamed on global warming,
5. And I will lose my battle against insanity.
4. When you know you're mixing a legend and a fairy tale.
3. But you don't care.
2. Because it's kind of fun.
1. How could even a real finger stop up a hole in a dike?
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-1. When BC still can torment the minds of the innocent....
24. When you are glad Derny is alive.
23. Because DWAD doesn't sound as good as...
22. DIAD!
21. When you know #22 is a real addiction, no matter what Derny says.
20. And you also know that Lossy is a tree.
19. With piney branches.
18. When you feel suddenly inspired to get to zero.
17. But you're not sure your brain will hold out that long.
16. Because GG ate it.
15. But she hasn't specifically eaten your mind.
14. Yet.
13. So you have one remaining dike against the rising tides of insanity.
12. When you see a little boy with his finger in the dike.
11. And the little boy's name is Hansel.
10. And the finger looks suspiciously like a chicken bone.
9. Which won't stop the hole.
8. So the dike will ultimately be cracked,
7. And Holland will be flooded,
6. And it will be blamed on global warming,
5. And I will lose my battle against insanity.
4. When you know you're mixing a legend and a fairy tale.
3. But you don't care.
2. Because it's kind of fun.
1. How could even a real finger stop up a hole in a dike?
0. Party
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-1. When BC still can torment the minds of the innocent....
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Lossëndil
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-2。 Another thread in the negatives!!!
-3。When this is an ENORMOUS deal!
-4。And now the Countess is a Queen.
-5。When you're very proud of Glen.
-6。And you wonder who will make #0 on the last, remaining, positive thread.
-7。When you suddenly wish you had a cookie.
Another thread in the negatives!!! -3。When this is an ENORMOUS deal!
-4。And now the Countess is a Queen.
-5。When you're very proud of Glen.
-6。And you wonder who will make #0 on the last, remaining, positive thread.
-7。When you suddenly wish you had a cookie.
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Lossëndil
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-13。Were they not chocolaty little circles?
-14。When you stare out the window at a squirrel who is staring in the window at you.
-15。When your friend has decided that your pet frog has mutiple-personality disorder...
(-16。She really did.)
(-17。Though she also insisted that my pet frog was but a stuffed animal.)
(-18。 As if stuffed animals could have MPD.)
-19。*huff*
-14。When you stare out the window at a squirrel who is staring in the window at you.
-15。When your friend has decided that your pet frog has mutiple-personality disorder...
(-16。She really did.)
(-17。Though she also insisted that my pet frog was but a stuffed animal.)
(-18。 As if stuffed animals could have MPD.)
-19。*huff*
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*evil laugh*
-20. When you have a favorite vacuum.
-21. And his name is Benny.
-22. And you love him.
-23. And you hate it when other people take him.
-24. Because he should only visit your dorm room.
-25. Mostly because he is little.
-26. And squarish.
-27. And has a hose,
-28. So you can suck in all those little pretzel bits that your roommate scattered across the carpet.
-29. When you love Benny.
-30. But not as much as you love Sushi.
-31. *hugs Sushi*
Olórin the Wise
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I heard that!
Lossy said:
I heard that too! It's alright, though, I'm resigned to the fact that certain people are convinced of certain erroneous views concerning a certain beard. I will no longer attempt to continue fruitless arguments with such people.
Lossy-tree said:
MY BEARD IS NOT PINK!
Or purple.