1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II

Ah, but it was not a quote concerning the color of your beard, I assure you.

And I am NOT a tree! *humph* :mad: *another humph thrown in for good measure*

*hangs Glenburnita for spreading the rumor that I am a tree* *and Freckles for coming up with it* *and Sushi, for good measure*

-35. When you condemn the wizard for not posting an addiction.

-36. When you attempt to correct his erroneous views about his beard.

-37. When you are pleased, but surprised, that he actually read your comments.

-38. When you speak of him in third person, even though when your addictions are directed directly toward him.

-39. When that was redundant.

-40. When the fact that the word redundant is a redundant word cause you great amusement. (re-dun-dun-t)

-41. When you like fishies.

-42. But know that they are treacherous.

-43. Never trust fishies.
 
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Ah, but it was not a quote concerning the color of your beard, I assure you.

And I am NOT a tree! *humph* :mad: *another humph thrown in for good measure*

*hangs Glenburnita for spreading the rumor that I am a tree* *and Freckles for coming up with it* *and Sushi, for good measure*
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You're a tree. TRIAD. :p I'd protest the hanging, but I think most of the players in the last mafia game are cheering at the moment....

-46. When you are certain of Lossiful's treeness. (Yuck, that sounds like Plato.)
-47. And of her piney branches.
-48. Because she is a pine tree, no matter what she says.
-49. Ow! *rubs head*
-50. Stupid squirrels.
-51. *see's Lauren's pink and purple spotted beard hanging from the Lossy-tree's branches* What's up with that?
 
-46. When you refute above non-addictions.

-47. When you are not piney!

-48. When you point out that if you were a tree (in some alternate universe of non-truths, perhaps), you wouldn't be able to wander about the lawn, since you have no feet. So there!

-52. When you remember his beard once had green and golden dots.
 
-56. When you know that all Duffer trees have a peripatetic lifestyle.
-57. And that Lossiful has piney branches.
-58. Eighty-seven piney branches, to be exact.
-59. There is not an alternate universe of non-truths, that would be unethical. There is the sane universe, and the happy universe. We live in the happy universe.
-60. How did Lauren's beard end up with green and golden dots? Do you know where to find that in the archives?
 
-62. When you lost your life in the real world, not in Dufferland.
-63. Which proves that you are absolutely hopeless.
-64. Which everyone else already knew anyway....
 
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-65. When sometimes addictions are the only things that keep you sane... as much of a contradiction that its.
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-66. When you see no contradiction in -65.
-67. But you do see a spelling problem.
-68. When you miss O Lauren, because he was such an asset to Dufferish spelling.
-69. When you know that Duffers are good spellers.
-70. Period. *looks pointedly at the Lossy-tree*
 
-71. I don't know what's happening to me! I am a good speller. Usually. Kind of.

*eats cheese*

-72. At least I can still count...

(-73. When you notice that duffers turn to cheese in their depression, not chocolate or mothers or teddy bears.)
 
-74. Cheese? That's really interesting. So depressed people in the Asylum are given cheese therapy....
-75. I'm very glad you can still count. So is the Count. (Or Countess.)
 
-77. Cheese therapy is notedly bad for memory. That's the point. How else could you be induced to forget Cliffs, and Walls, and Turnips, and Butterflies? Something had to go.
 
-78. But... but... I like cheese! I'm a duffer, I can't live without cheese! (and yes, before the spelling police come breathing down my neck, I did notice my comma splice, but used it anyway.)
 
You're forgiven, so long as you were using it stylistically.

-79. Cheese therapy is done with PotW's processed cheese. That's the problem. Organic cheese therapy is entirely safe.
 
-80. When you of course know better than to be fooled by PotW's fake CW. Do you really think my brain is that muddled?? Of course I'm using real CW for cheese therapy. I blame the penguins for my current spelling deficiency.
 
-81. Although, if the penguins are controlling the cheese therapy, it could still be harmful. The kind of cheese doesn't matter. Are these penguins bright pink, by any chance?
 
-82. I'm not blind either. I'd avoid bright-pink cheese as I do the Beard. (Why our obsession with pink, though? You know, I think we would make a very interesting psychological project.)
 
-83. Because I hate pink.
-84. Not bright pink cheese, bright pink penguins. There's a major difference. Bright pink cheese happens when the cheese is stored inside Fred the Box. Bright pink penguins, however, are Penguins of Doom, to be avoided at all costs. So if they've been doing your cheese therapy....
 
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