1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II

[Dernhelm]

Thanks! And 846 and 845...SO true.

844. You post addictions because you feel disloyal if you can't think of one.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

843. You post addictions like this when you can't think of any.
842. Your only goal in life is to become a Duffer.

 

[Dernhelm]

(999) 841. You understand what a Duffer truly is (and what a Duffer is not).

(999) 840. You still work to keep Smog's idea alive, though it's futile.

(999) 839. You should be asleep, but you're posting on NF.

(999) 838. You see a license plate that includes 'HB' or 'GC' or 'WHB' or 'DR' (etc.), and you wonder if it's a vanity plate.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

(what's the whole (999) thing?)

837. You suddenly realize, in a flash of blinding insight, that the NF is at the Center of the Internet.
836. You actually believe the above addiction.

 

[Dernhelm]

You mean to say you've not read the original thread?

Look:

(999) 898. You think this pos should be renamed 1,000,000 resons you're addicted to Narniafans.com...

(999) 897. You look down on the "Harry Potter" sites as geeks but regard yourself as normal...

(999) 896. You respond to reason #897 with "What? I am normal!"

893. You panic when Smog suggest such perversity(sp?)--the count would have to be altered!!!!!!!!

Yes, but that would be easy, we would be one post 999,892...

(999) 892. You start re-numbering your posts to fit the new quota...

Now go read: http://www.narniafans.com/forum/showthread.php?t=949

 

[Olórin the Wise]

(OK, but does anybody know why he did it?)

835. The sight of a barbarian banging on a goblet (at least I think it's a goblet) makes you think of cheese whiz.

 

[Dernhelm]

Because he thought we'd make it to 1,000,000.

 

[Miss Freckles]

835. you know this message very well.

 

[Lady Callandra]

834. you use (or *waldo*) outside of tdl in "normal" conversation

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

833. You have dreams about people on the forum.

 

[Lady Callandra]

832. you see a random box and think of ways to kill it.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

831. Your goal in life is to get 10,000 posts...

 

[Lady Callandra]

830. When most of your friends are from tdl/dufferland......(*cough*.... )

 

[Dernhelm]

828. You noticed that MF messed up the post count.

827. You know this will happen again soon...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

826. You really shouldn't be on NF, but you are.

 

[Lady Callandra]

824. you mess up the count to see who's watching and stalk the people that notice, because you have the delusion that they're more freaky than you are......

 

[Dernhelm]

824. You know that people have messed up the count ON PURPOSE (*glares*) before.

823. You post just because...the thread is up.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

822. You can't bear to think of this thread dying, so you post meaningless addictions all day.

 

[Miss Freckles]

834. you use (or *waldo*) outside of tdl in "normal" conversation

Haha, facebook is full of *waldo*s isn't it?

828. You noticed that MF messed up the post count.

827. You know this will happen again soon...

I did n... Really?

821. You are paranoid about people posting too many pages of new posts in your absence and are disappointed if they don't.

 

[SongsofLife]

833. You find a post that has been "resting" for a while and post just to reactivate it!