Copperfox
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This was another country-style tune, also quite early on. In 1973, I read a statement by a pretentious feminist calling herself Ta-Tanisha, claiming (approximate quote) that "The exploitation of women by men is the root cause of ALL injustices in society." It's a good thing she wasn't one of those icky conservatives who think in stereotypes, eh? Of course, no MAN was ever exploited by anyone, and no WOMAN was ever guilty of doing the exploiting. Simplicity makes such a handy substitute for thought!
The idea of group identity conferring special moral status was what got me started on this song. And when Kevin S. Johnson and I produced our self-invested record album "Knights of the Lord's Table" in 1976, this song was included as a counterpoint to the more dignified Christian ballads on the album.
"I CAN DO NO WRONG"
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a rich man, I made my fortune from free enterprise.
I pay my taxes when I can't evade them, and always do what's right in my own eyes.
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a poor man; that wealthy hypocrite sure has his nerve.
An honest man like me should have his money; I'll get a gun and take what I deserve!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a woman, exploited by the male since I was three;
It's men who are to blame for all our trouble, so I can do whatever pleases me!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a white man, and I can do no wrong because I'm black;
Oh, I can do no wrong, I'm only human, so get those Jesus people off my back!
What's mine is mine, what's yours is mine,
Whatever I decide, is fine.
You can't tell me to toe the line,
'Cause I'm as tough as Frankenstein!
I always say that might makes right,
As long as I don't lose a fight,
But if success is not in sight,
I'll bring a lawsuit out of spite!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a guru, a perfect master of the highest rank;
I'll free you from the burden of your money, and do my meditating at the bank.
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a convict; society had no right to employ
Restraint upon so good a man as I am, just 'cause I killed a thirteen-year-old boy.
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a--
--- and here I would break off the tune long enough to say to the audience, "Fill in a denomination here."
No other church but mine is given grace!
If God should let those others into Heaven, I think I'd rather live some other place!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a white man, and I can do no wrong because I'm black;
Oh, I can do no wrong, I'm only human, so get those Jesus people off my back!
Morality is just a game
To try to make me feel some shame,
But I know I am not to blame,
'Cause everybody does the same!
Who cares what preachers have to say?
I'm no concerned with Judgment Day.
I'll go on living my own way;
I'm sure I'll never have to pay!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm an old man; my wisdom and my knowledge never fail.
Experience has made me open-minded; those hairy beatniks ought to be in jail!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a young man; there's no one as intelligent as I.
This universe was made for my convenience; I wish old folks would hurry up and die!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a white man, and I can do no wrong because I'm black;
Oh, I can do no wrong, I'm only human, so get those Jesus people off my back!
Over an instrumental finish, I say in a stuffy-sounding voice, "I sure am glad I'm not like that tax collector over there!"
(c) Joseph R. Ravitts
The idea of group identity conferring special moral status was what got me started on this song. And when Kevin S. Johnson and I produced our self-invested record album "Knights of the Lord's Table" in 1976, this song was included as a counterpoint to the more dignified Christian ballads on the album.
"I CAN DO NO WRONG"
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a rich man, I made my fortune from free enterprise.
I pay my taxes when I can't evade them, and always do what's right in my own eyes.
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a poor man; that wealthy hypocrite sure has his nerve.
An honest man like me should have his money; I'll get a gun and take what I deserve!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a woman, exploited by the male since I was three;
It's men who are to blame for all our trouble, so I can do whatever pleases me!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a white man, and I can do no wrong because I'm black;
Oh, I can do no wrong, I'm only human, so get those Jesus people off my back!
What's mine is mine, what's yours is mine,
Whatever I decide, is fine.
You can't tell me to toe the line,
'Cause I'm as tough as Frankenstein!
I always say that might makes right,
As long as I don't lose a fight,
But if success is not in sight,
I'll bring a lawsuit out of spite!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a guru, a perfect master of the highest rank;
I'll free you from the burden of your money, and do my meditating at the bank.
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a convict; society had no right to employ
Restraint upon so good a man as I am, just 'cause I killed a thirteen-year-old boy.
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a--
--- and here I would break off the tune long enough to say to the audience, "Fill in a denomination here."
No other church but mine is given grace!
If God should let those others into Heaven, I think I'd rather live some other place!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a white man, and I can do no wrong because I'm black;
Oh, I can do no wrong, I'm only human, so get those Jesus people off my back!
Morality is just a game
To try to make me feel some shame,
But I know I am not to blame,
'Cause everybody does the same!
Who cares what preachers have to say?
I'm no concerned with Judgment Day.
I'll go on living my own way;
I'm sure I'll never have to pay!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm an old man; my wisdom and my knowledge never fail.
Experience has made me open-minded; those hairy beatniks ought to be in jail!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a young man; there's no one as intelligent as I.
This universe was made for my convenience; I wish old folks would hurry up and die!
I can do no wrong 'cause I'm a white man, and I can do no wrong because I'm black;
Oh, I can do no wrong, I'm only human, so get those Jesus people off my back!
Over an instrumental finish, I say in a stuffy-sounding voice, "I sure am glad I'm not like that tax collector over there!"
(c) Joseph R. Ravitts
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