A tribute to the Duffers of old

we duz not knowz why we haz Z's in zo many plazezz... it iz not normalz. Howeverz, that beingz left behind usz, we will continuez in our researchz on the effectz of coffeez and caffeinez on abnormal human beingz.
 
Ah, the power of mod. I can whack someone's sig picture altogether, and nary a whimper. If EGH wants to complain about it, he knows where to find me.

(i.e. in the car. in the morning. driving him to school.)

Who's next, hmmmmm?
 
Ah, the power of mod. I can whack someone's sig picture altogether, and nary a whimper. If EGH wants to complain about it, he knows where to find me.

(i.e. in the car. in the morning. driving him to school.)

Who's next, hmmmmm?

YOU STOLE HIS SIG! :eek: I thought the mods were upholders of the law, not practitioners of petty thievery!
 
to read all this in the wee hours of the morning is rather shocking. i shall part my post in three equal... parts, to deal with each shocking detail seperately and maintain the necessary calmness to remain objective.

A. mods are evil. get over it. but should they dare steal my siggy (*small outraged whimper*) they'll have a civil war quicker than they thought, because a mod gave my siggy to me. hey, a mod war... i like that thought... bring a bit of the old spirit back... nah. we need to prove they are evil, not us.

B. i still want an answer to that question, olorinses.

C. OFFEE i WANT COFFEE GiVE iT TO ME NOW!!! i DON'T WANT BLANK LOOKS!!! CREAMY STEAMY DELiCiOUS BREW is what i desire. pretty please?


edit: *sniff* look at bc's very last post on this forum... :rolleyes:
 
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We raise a fond glass to the duffers of old
Whose minds were unhinged and hearts were quite bold
With a hey nonny-nonny and a bright sunny orange
We think on them kindly and....what rhymes with orange?

A toast to friends here and departed!

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I've done a statistical analysis of the overlap between mods and duffers, and find the following:

  1. The percentage of mods among duffers is statistically significant (comparing duffer mods/mods as a whole vs. duffer members/members as a whole, showing 2.16 StDev > mean using Poisson distribution)
  2. Analysis of duffer-related content from mods against duffer-related content as a whole indicates that mods contribute at a statistically significant higher rate than the ordinary population.
  3. Analysis of postings by mods against postings from members as a whole indicates that with a few notable exceptions (you listening, Olórin?), mods do more duffer posting than members as a whole.
Conclusions that can be drawn from these analyses are inconclusive, but they trend toward the following:
  • If you're a mod, it helps to be a duffer
  • Mods don't have much serious to say
  • There may be more solidarity between mods and duffers than previously suspected.

*whew*! All that math calls for a cookie and a glass of milk.
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Now we know what he's been doing all the time that his activity was listed as "searching forums"... :rolleyes:

PrinceOfTheWest said:
I've done a statistical analysis of the overlap between mods and duffers, and find the following:

1. The percentage of mods among duffers is statistically significant (comparing duffer mods/mods as a whole vs. duffer members/members as a whole, showing 2.16 StDev > mean using Poisson distribution)
2. Analysis of duffer-related content from mods against duffer-related content as a whole indicates that mods contribute at a statistically significant higher rate than the ordinary population.
3. Analysis of postings by mods against postings from members as a whole indicates that with a few notable exceptions (you listening, Olórin?), mods do more duffer posting than members as a whole.

Conclusions that can be drawn from these analyses are inconclusive, but they trend toward the following:

* If you're a mod, it helps to be a duffer
* Mods don't have much serious to say
* There may be more solidarity between mods and duffers than previously suspected.

Thus proving that Derny is a Duffer! I knew you were on our side, PotW! :)

(And if I'm an exception, is that good or bad? O.o)
 
What could possibly be better than tracking your activity?

And what's this in your status? "Responding to Thread 'Burble Squeep Zibberfloogy' "?
 
wow, not even olórin taking a swag of proof has not given me hysterics like reading this page.
i need to reply. we wantsss to, we needsss to.

beard said:
a: outraged whimper? What an odd oxymoron...

b: I forgot what the question was.

c: No.

a. i actually can do that, and am forced to practice it quite often. injustice is too often done to me.

b. no wonder after all that proof.

c. but i want you to!!! fine. i'll just steal lieke's coffee machine. you'll see. *mutters*

(to be continued. i'm not yet done with thee. just wait until i enter the math discussion. haha.)
 
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