Adventure through Middle-Earth

Shadow: and me! I went with them.
Frodo: ZELLA IS IN THE GUARD ROOM!
Shadow: Frod, we went past it.
Frodo: *comes out of guardroom attempting to drag Zella with him* see?
Shadow: oh why, why do you look like a hobbit, eat like a hobbit but have no hobbit sense, thats a orc!:eek::rolleyes::p
 
Shadow: Oh now Hope is here too? shesh we do attract a crowd!
Frodo:.....yeah really guys its getting crowded in here!
Hope: wait where am I?
Shadow and Frodo: *look at each other* We don't know!:eek::eek:
 
While the kids were playing hide and seek, somehow, Saruman came to make out some interesting words... something about drums in the deep. As soon as he noticed Hergungwyrm about that, he said:

Let the kids go a little further, we're still keeping watch over them

Mouth of Sauron: Drums... in the Deep?

Khamûl: Are we not mistaken?

Witch King: Silence... and let's listen more carefully.

It was a faint sound, but one by one they all came to listen the sound of drums... and specially, the ones they liked.

Grima: Not war drums, I guess... I miss the good days in Orthanc.

Saruman: If this tour is, indeed, far from coming to an end, and if Hergungwyrm's words prove to be true, we shall have a greater experience that than of Orthanc.

Taking a detour into a long hallway, they made haste to reach the chamber where the drum sounds came from. And soon they reached it. They found a man, along with two dwarves. The man greeted them:

Hi, I'm Fredric, and they are Onela and Throld Ironthumb.

Mouth of Sauron: And... the reason you are here is...

Onela: Because we like to practice here, with the reverb effect these caverns offer...

Witch King: So, you sing and...

Fredric, Onela and Throld nodded while grinning.

Grima: But you only sing and do percussions? I think we need to show them the devices we have...

Hergungwyrm: Saruman, you know what to do. Magic...

Saruman intoned some faint words and the instruments materialized from the shrouding darkness in everyone of the band.

Fredric: By the way, the song is going to be in your language, Hergungwyrm, and not english, but your original tongue.

Hergungwyrm: Oh, really? I know what the song will be...

By the way,

And so, they played the song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyTImqhJGSo
 
Me: I must say it's quite dark in here Gil
Gil: If you hold my hand you won't feel scared
Me: Who says I'm scared? I said it was dark but not that I'm scared
Elrond *whispers*: You should give your husband more confidence in him. Now you make him look like he doesn't need to protect you
Me: But against what??????
Gil: SPIDER!!! *Gil freezes Shelob*
Shelob: HEY!!! Are you always this nice towards the ladyship?
Gil: I'm sorry but what on earth brings you here?
Shelob: Modor is a bit boring right now. All Orcs are playing bingo and Sauron is here so I decided to go for a walk............AWWWW WHO'S THAT CUTIE???
Shelob *spots Caspian*: YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!
Me: What the???????????
Gil: Hahahahahahahaha! It looks like Caspian found himself a new girlfriend :D
Khamûl *plays the Trumpet*
Me: Oh no...........
Elrond: Oh yes.............
Khamûl *puts Trumpet against my ear*
Me: KHAMÛL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelob: MY SWEETIE!!! WHAT'S YOUR NAME????????????
Sauron: What on earth is my giant pet doing here??????????
Shelob: I can ask you the same question
Sauron: Nope, it's my question and not yours
Shelob: Sigh....are you always the funniest at home?
Sauron: No..not at home .....at Mordor...hahahahahahahahhah!!
Me: Sauron better shut up............his laugh makes the mines shake
 
Caspian: whoa, dude hide me!
Frodo: BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Shadow: ...
Caspian: if you start Shadow I will....
Shadow: *grins mischiviously*
Caspian: uhhh I'm play hide and seek! *hides behind Zella*
Hope: hahaha a giant spider likes Caspian.:p I used to have a crush on him :p and yes I'll forgive you Zella, this is kinda funny anyway.
Flower: The circus now has a giant spider instead of elephants.
me: you mean oliphants.
Flower: 0.o
Shadow: Caspian and Shelob sittin in Moria....
Caspian: Oooo I'm so gonna !@#$%& her!
 
Balrog: HOME! I'm back home again!!
Me: This is your home?!
Balrog: Yes! For so many years I lived below in the fire but these awesom dwarves helped me out
Elrond: Yeah.....Gandalf felt from the bridge of Khazad-Dum...
Balrog: Yeah...it was such a good fight...poor Gandalf, he whacked me and said I made it tough for him
Me: Where is the Bridge?
Balrog: Let me show you....
Balrog *starts running*
Me: WAIT! I can't run that fast!
Gil: Come on love, I got a better idea!
Gil *jumps on Shelob's back*
Shelob: HEY! I'm not a pony!
Me: Can I get up there too?
Gil: Give me your hand!
Shelob: What's the purpose of this? To humiliate me???
Gil: Oh shut up Shelob! Balrog is way too fast for us and you can climb on the walls. We won't be mean to you
Shelob: HA! You shouldn't even try that buddy!
Me: Come on now...Balrog must already be there!
Balrog: Are you guys coming??????
Shelob: Alright, alright...sigh......why don't people appreciate spiders likeme anymore? Sigh............
Me: You should kiss Caspian!
Gil: Or hug him!
Shelob: Great idea!
Shelob *kisses Caspian*: See you later sweetie!
WK and Khamûl *jump on Shelob's back*
Me: Oh no.......not them as well....
WK: We want to go there too!
Gil: But you got the fell beast!
WK: He seems to be lazy today. He has bitten me
Me and Gil: Hahahahahahaha!
WK: This isn't funny! It was straight in my face
Me: But you don't have a face
WK: Eowyn stabs it everytime
 
FSS: HAHAHAHA! CASPIAN GOT KISSED BY A GIANT SPIDER!!!:p
Caspian: ITS NOT FUNNY!!!
Frodo: yes it is!
Caspian: GAHH!!! *Chases Frodo*
Frodo: *runs around laughing*
me: Boys!:rolleyes:
Caspian: he started it!
Frodo: nuh uh!
me: boys!
Caspian: *jumps in my back-pack* quick don't tell /her/ I'm here!
Frodo: CASP-
Flower: *covers Frodo and Shadow's mouths* I have to be the adult around here don't I? :rolleyes:
me: *sigh*
 
Beregond: *finds GG hiding in the staircase*

Faramir: We're nearly done! And Gollum we already found you, you can stop hiding in the shadows

Gollum: *looks around* *gollum* we sees no Gollum my precious, only nice hobbitses. *looks innocent*

Faramir: :rolleyes:

Beregond: *turns around and finds Zella* There you are! I'm done
 
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