Me: I must say it's quite dark in here Gil
Gil: If you hold my hand you won't feel scared
Me: Who says I'm scared? I said it was dark but not that I'm scared
Elrond *whispers*: You should give your husband more confidence in him. Now you make him look like he doesn't need to protect you
Me: But against what??????
Gil: SPIDER!!! *Gil freezes Shelob*
Shelob: HEY!!! Are you always this nice towards the ladyship?
Gil: I'm sorry but what on earth brings you here?
Shelob: Modor is a bit boring right now. All Orcs are playing bingo and Sauron is here so I decided to go for a walk............AWWWW WHO'S THAT CUTIE???
Shelob *spots Caspian*: YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!
Me: What the???????????
Gil: Hahahahahahahaha! It looks like Caspian found himself a new girlfriend
Khamûl *plays the Trumpet*
Me: Oh no...........
Elrond: Oh yes.............
Khamûl *puts Trumpet against my ear*
Me: KHAMÛL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelob: MY SWEETIE!!! WHAT'S YOUR NAME????????????
Sauron: What on earth is my giant pet doing here??????????
Shelob: I can ask you the same question
Sauron: Nope, it's my question and not yours
Shelob: Sigh....are you always the funniest at home?
Sauron: No..not at home .....at Mordor...hahahahahahahahhah!!
Me: Sauron better shut up............his laugh makes the mines shake