All duffers...

*rollseyes*

I told you guys this thread would go nowhere! xD (at least without me :p)
Since duffers are usually going nowhere too, I'll say this thread is going the duffer way!


And according to the dictionary, the word Duffer means "a person inexperienced at something, particularly golf." So, duffers, how are you at golf?
We are actually pretty good at it. We get on our ponies and paddle and paddle like bats out of heck until the ponies turn into gophers. Once we're riding the ponies-turned-gophers, we are able to get into the little holes and try to blow the other player's balls away from it. One time I blew so hard and for so long that my face turned purple. Now everyone is doing it cause they like to walk around with purple faces. The other day I won a round by making a hole-in-one-million. It was very close, but I was able to stay on the gopher for the big o-n-e-m-i-l.

As you can tell, Glen isn't as good at it but at least her club stays cool.
 
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Steps! Steps! The answer is st... Nobody has any clue what I'm talking about, do they? That what happens when I go through and read all the old posts, I feel like responding to something but then think 'Oh, it's over a year old...'

And according to the dictionary, the word Duffer means "a person inexperienced at something, particularly golf." So, duffers, how are you at golf?

Um...I chase the little ball-thing...and it's fun sticking my club into the fake waterfall....

I just realized I don't know a thing about golf... that technically makes me a differ! AHHHH!

We are actually pretty good at it. We get on our ponies and paddle and paddle like bats out of heck until the ponies turn into gophers. Once we're riding the ponies-turned-gophers, we are able to get into the little holes and try to blow the other player's balls away from it. One time I blew so hard and for so long that my face turned purple. Now everyone is doing it cause they like to walk around with purple faces. The other day I won a round by making a hole-in-one-million. It was very close, but I was able to stay on the gopher for the big o-n-e-m-i-l.

As you can tell, Glen isn't as good at it but at least her club stays cool.

PERFECT examples of duffers for you Mr. "TheWarriorSatyr" :D

Since duffers are usually going nowhere too, I'll say this thread is going the duffer way!

"You can't bring me down
Do you hear what I'm trying to say?
You can't bring me down
I'll never turn the other way
You can't bring me down
What is it you're trying to say?
You can't bring me down
It's not like I'm running away"

LOL the duffers shall not PREVAIL!!!
 
Have I changed at all (in personality), that you've noticed, since I came back on TDL? I feel different on here

I think that you have marginally matured, but have not changed at all in personality. More likely, it is the forum which feels differently, since you've been away for so long.

LOL the duffers shall not PREVAIL!!!

You're vastly outnumbered, you know. ;)
 
I think that you have marginally matured, but have not changed at all in personality. More likely, it is the forum which feels differently, since you've been away for so long.

I feel something different, and I think you nailed it! I just have an attitude now, that makes me only get on for fun, not to POST ON EVERY THREAD, and to be nicer to people. If I'm not in a good mood, then I shouldn't get on TDL, I think giving TDL up for Lent really helped :)


You're vastly outnumbered, you know. ;)

Yah! FOR SURE :eek:

*starts working on a strategy*
 
Soooooooooo, what thread do you guys vote I start on first in the Socratic Club?
First of all. do you say Socratees or Socraits? It all depends on how you pronounce it. Someone said there's a right way and a wrong way to pronounce the name of that dude. Me? I don't think it matters because he was a duffer anyway. I believe he was the first one who philosophized on the nature of the rubber banana and what it was really made of. Anyway, I like Plato more than him because his name sounds so much like "plate" and "potato" which reminds me of food all the time. But we have to watch out though because if GG sees this post, she might eat it. She has been known to eat everything, including the platos...er I mean, plates. You know, now that I think about it, you should start on a thread on which the subject is food... or drinks. Yup. I'm hungry.
 
I have no idea what that meant sooooooo..

:p

what do you think of the idea, of me changing my avatar, from Aslan to something else?! Will I be too hard to recognize?! :eek:
 
I think you'll be fine. It'd cause confusion of maybe a few seconds, but we'll recognize you by your name and sig and what you post. Kind of hard to mistake our Hyper for anyone else. :D
 
I have no idea what that meant sooooooo..
It means that if you hate the rubber banana, you're probably say Socraits but if you like the rubber banana, you hate Plato. Either way, it's probably best for you not to go into the argument threads unless you bring some potatos and a lot of sour cream. Things might get so hot in there, you should be able to make baked potatoes.
 
I think you'll be fine. It'd cause confusion of maybe a few seconds, but we'll recognize you by your name and sig and what you post. Kind of hard to mistake our Hyper for anyone else. :D

Thanks :'D :p... I'll most likely do that then :D

It means that if you hate the rubber banana, you're probably say Socraits but if you like the rubber banana, you hate Plato. Either way, it's probably best for you not to go into the argument threads unless you bring some potatos and a lot of sour cream. Things might get so hot in there, you should be able to make baked potatoes.

LOL, speaking of the Socrait club.. I need to get in there :D :p
 
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