The following item is NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY related to hard metal music, but it's JUST TOO GOOD to ignore.
Today, Wood Nymph and I heard some really odd news about CLASSICAL music. Somewhere in Europe, in Vienna I think, some classical musicians figured out how to MAKE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS from...... vegetables???? I suppose you could stretch a drumhead over a top-cut pumpkin, or turn a smaller squash into the bell of a trumpet.
The radio news item gave no audio samples, but insisted that the experiment succeeded at producing in-tune music. The only drawback was that no such instrument lasted longer than one concert. Still, it must be cool to GROW your instruments in a garden.