Another lame joke...

nock nock
whos there
lettace
lettace who
letace in its cold out here


what did the grape say when it got hit by a car
a: nothing but a little wine


nock nock
whos there
boo
boo who
don't cry its only me

why did the tomato blush?
a:because it saw the salad dressing
 
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lollypops36 said:
nock nock
whos there
lettace
lettace who
letace in its cold out here


what did the grape say when it got hit by a car
a: nothing but a little wine


nock nock
whos there
boo
boo who
don't cry its only me

why did the tomato blush?
a:because it saw the salad dressing
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Ha i actually laughed at these! they are good!!

ok, i got one. What is Black, White and Red all over? A NEWS PAPER!
 
Sorry. The latest one I got. Here's another one: St. Paul Convorted to Christianity, and taught holy macarroni, another name for marriage. Is that mroe appropriate?
 
Yeah, good point. Okay, here's one: what do you get wehn you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia.
 
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Here's one..


A man and his best friend were walking their dogs downtown. The man, named Bill, was walking a great dane. A huge great dane. His best friend Greg was walking a Yorkshire terrier. A tiny Yorkshire terrier.
They came round a corner, and saw a new resturant was open.
"Let's go there to eat. I'm starving," said Bill.
"We can't," replied Greg, gesturing to their dogs.
"Just follow my lead," said Bill, winking and pulling out a pair of dark sunglasses.
He marched up to the resturant. Greg pulled out a pair of dark sunglasses, and followed Bill.
The owner, who was mopping the floor by the door, turned round and spotted the men. He opened the door and said, "Bonjour, monsieurs!"
Bill's dog, sensing food, began to walk in.
"Hold it!" said the owner. "No dogs allowed!" He pointed to a sign.
"No, monsier," said Bill, shaking his head. "You don't understand. This is my seeing eye dog."
"A great dane?" said the Owner, skeptical.
"Yeah, they're using them now. They're great against robbers and stuff," said Bill shortly.
"Alright, come in," said the Owner. He spotted Greg trying to get in with his Yorkshire terrier and said, "Stop!"
"Yes?"
"No dogs allowed!" cried the owner.
"Sir," said Greg firmly. "This is my seeing eye dog."
"A Yorkshire terrier?"
"THEY GAVE ME A YORKSHIRE TERRIER?!"
 
QueenSusanofNarnia said:
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Here's one..


A man and his best friend were walking their dogs downtown. The man, named Bill, was walking a great dane. A huge great dane. His best friend Greg was walking a Yorkshire terrier. A tiny Yorkshire terrier.
They came round a corner, and saw a new resturant was open.
"Let's go there to eat. I'm starving," said Bill.
"We can't," replied Greg, gesturing to their dogs.
"Just follow my lead," said Bill, winking and pulling out a pair of dark sunglasses.
He marched up to the resturant. Greg pulled out a pair of dark sunglasses, and followed Bill.
The owner, who was mopping the floor by the door, turned round and spotted the men. He opened the door and said, "Bonjour, monsieurs!"
Bill's dog, sensing food, began to walk in.
"Hold it!" said the owner. "No dogs allowed!" He pointed to a sign.
"No, monsier," said Bill, shaking his head. "You don't understand. This is my seeing eye dog."
"A great dane?" said the Owner, skeptical.
"Yeah, they're using them now. They're great against robbers and stuff," said Bill shortly.
"Alright, come in," said the Owner. He spotted Greg trying to get in with his Yorkshire terrier and said, "Stop!"
"Yes?"
"No dogs allowed!" cried the owner.
"Sir," said Greg firmly. "This is my seeing eye dog."
"A Yorkshire terrier?"
"THEY GAVE ME A YORKSHIRE TERRIER?!"
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tehehehe....gotta love that one, at least the guy was smart enough to act surprised and not be like "Darn, you got me.." lol
 
May I make a few terms clear: Clean jokes only, no dirty ones. Here's another one to get you guys up today: A rich guy only gave some money to the church. When he died, there was St. Peter there, giving him a gerat house called a shack. "What's with the shack?" the man asked. "I mean, the streets have gold and the gates have pearls! All this has is...charcoal."
"Sorry," Peter answered. "We tried to do the best with the money you gave us."
 
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Elf Of The Grey Havens said:
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Please don't drink and derive. Alchohol and Calculus don't mix.

7 out of every 5 people suffer from mathematics deficiency.
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I LOVE these!! Here's another.

A Physicist, a biologist and a Mathematician decided to have lunch together at their favorite eatery. That day, they got the window seat. While waiting for their food, they were watching a house across the street. As they watched, two people went into the house. Shortly thereafter, three people were observed leaving the house. A discussion ensued about the difference in the number of people entering and leaving th house. The Physicist said, 'Well, there must be an error in our system of measurement'. The Biologist remarked, 'No, it's quite simple. They reproduced'. The Mathematician then said, But if exactly one more person goes in the house, the house will be empty'.
;-)

For a load of lion jokes, check out mylion joke page .
 
Okay, new joke:

Pete: I know of a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
Jason: What's the name of his other leg?
 
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