Anything You Can Eat I Can Eat Better!

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats Kreemka*

 

[Peepiceek]

*eats the whole world, all worlds, the wood between the worlds and all the people who are currently eating the aforementioned worlds*

 

[SingingDryad~]

NO FAIR! *eats nothing*

 

[Zella]

Crumbs are better than nothing.
Nothing is better than a good steak.
Therefore, crumbs are better than a good steak.

*eats crumbs*

 

[eggnog]

*eats Narnia...again*

Eats pizza and drinks the best drink in the WORLD!!! EGGGGG NOG!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i have a question... did you spit it back up.... or did put some of it in the fridge?

 

[SingingDryad~]

*eats Garfield*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats comic book*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats table underneath the comic book*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

*Eats Mario and Luigi *

 

[Glenburne]

*eats all the video games in the world, utterly destroying video games for eternity--does happy dance*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

*Happily eats all the Train Stations, Trains and stairs in my country* You won't make me tumble again

 

[Glenburne]

*eats all government buildings in Washington, D. C. and then gets sick on stomach*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats all hospitals*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats all IRS agents* (that's tax collectors, for the non-Americans)

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats all IRS agents*

well you can't get much better than that...

 

[Glenburne]

True...hmmm. *eats all global warming agitators and all insurance agents* How's that for good?

 

[GondorGirl]

yeah I think you just won

*eats all computers for good measure*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats The Dancing Lawn*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats Glenburne*

 

[Glenburne]

Cannibal! *eats Gondorgirl*