Anything You Can Eat I Can Eat Better!

[Glenburne]

*eats Arwen*

 

[Zella]

*eats Aragorn*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats Ugluk*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats Eragon*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats Murtagh*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats Saphira*

 

[GondorGirl]

*forgets other Eragon names*

*eats Smaug because he's bigger than Saphira*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats dragon-from-dragon-island-from-VOTDT*

 

[GondorGirl]

eww Eustace

*eats Dragon Island*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

*Eats Morgoth*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats Mordor*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

*Eats Balrog* A bit spicy but delicious

 

[Glenburne]

*eats troll that ate Tim's shin bone*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

*Eats the complete Smurfs village*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats the giant that accidentally smashed the Smurf's village*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

HEY! I love smashed Smurfs

*Eats Gargamel*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats...that cat...Azriel? that his name?*

 

[SingingDryad~]

*eats Gargamel's house*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

*eats...that cat...Azriel? that his name?*

Yep...that was his name but you ate him

*Eats spongebob*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats Tuffy*