Anything You Can Eat I Can Eat Better!

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

*Polar Bears eat Glenburne*

*Eats Polar Bears*

 

[Glenburne]

There are no polar bears in the Antarctic! *eats Mrs. Gil-Galad Took...again*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

Yes I dropped them there a day before

*Eats Glenburne and Doctor Byrne*

 

[GondorGirl]

*Eats Morgoth*

good job, I was totally going to do that

*eats the insane asylum*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

We just have been arrested

*Eats North-Pole *

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats Santa Claus*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

He wouldn't like that

*Eats reindeers*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats elves*

no changing the subject

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

POOR GIL-GALAD

*Eats Eomer*

 

[GondorGirl]

I said no changing the subject

*eats Doctor McCoy*

 

[Glenburne]

Why does everybody hate Dr. Byrne so much? *eats Dr. McCoy's black bag*

 

[GondorGirl]

Why does everybody hate Dr. Byrne so much? *eats Dr. McCoy's black bag*

*looks around* who hates Doctor Byrne?

*eats Mr. Tricorder-man*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

I said no changing the subject

*eats Doctor McCoy*

*Eats subject*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats king*

you ate his subjects

 

[Zella]

*eats queen*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

*Eats Shadowfax*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats Eorl the Young*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

*Eats Gondor*

 

[GondorGirl]

how could you!

*eats Mordor*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

*Eats Hobbitton including Frodo*