Ask a Telmarine!

[Glenburne]

Yes. Epic is an overused word.

Not that kind of epic, you barbarian. A real literary epic. Although I'm inclined to agree with you on the misuse of that word. People using "epic" as an adjective is one of my major pet peeves. Grrrr....

Setting all that aside, Toodles likes your bed. And he likes you. Couldn't you be a little kinder? He is sprawled in your doorway right now, writing in his journal about how cruel you are. (It is a journal, not a diary. Toodles is a decidedly masculine mad buffalo.)

Do Telmarines keep journals? If so, Sushi wants to read yours....

 

[Sopespian]

Have you ever watched or read the Neverending Story?

Do you have spectacular plans to celebrate the fourth?

When is the Telmarine Independence day?

No... sounds too long for my attention span.

Naw, I had to work.

March 2. Ironically, my birthday...

Do Telmarines keep journals? If so, Sushi wants to read yours....

No. I've tried a couple of times, but I can't keep it up.

You'll never believe this, but some friends of mine who live in rural Wisconsin have some new neighbors. These new neighbors are raising... you guessed it... water buffalo. They have six. And, according to my friend, they're "so cute". I wonder if one is mad...

 

[Zella]

Do you know what hippotherapy means? Without looking it up?

Why does spell check not recognize hippotherapy? It IS a word!

Did you miss me?

 

[MissReepicheep]

Whoa, that is AMAZING that those people are raising water buffaloes! Are you going to buy one and name it Toodles?

 

[Sopespian]

Do you know what hippotherapy means? Without looking it up?

Why does spell check not recognize hippotherapy? It IS a word!

Did you miss me?

Yes, I actually do! It's the use of horses in human physical therapy. I read about it on my ACT test reading section. Without looking it up.

SpellCheck is not infallible.

You were gone? Of course I missed you.

Whoa, that is AMAZING that those people are raising water buffaloes! Are you going to buy one and name it Toodles?

Naw, if I want more buffaloes in my life, I'll turn on NFL Network and watch the Buffalo Bills.

 

[GondorGirl]

Why does everyone not have a water buffalo as the song suggests?

What about a baby kangaroo?

What is the correct term for a baby kangaroo?

Why isn't it Roo?

Do you like Winnie the Pooh?

If you say no and I kill you will you say yes?

 

[Sopespian]

Why does everyone not have a water buffalo as the song suggests?

What about a baby kangaroo?

What is the correct term for a baby kangaroo?

Why isn't it Roo?

Do you like Winnie the Pooh?

If you say no and I kill you will you say yes?

Because not everybody wants one.

Because not everybody needs one.

A "joey".

Because Roo is a fictional character.

No.

No. I'm prepared to die.

 

[narnia ice cream]

does Talmarines have cooking shows?


or


do they like to cook?

 

[Sopespian]

do Telmarines have cooking shows?


or


do they like to cook?

No, no cooking shows.

But we do like to cook.

 

[GondorGirl]

No.

No. I'm prepared to die.

*Kills Mike*

Now that you're dead can I have your thread?

While I'm at it, can I have your avatar?

Anything else you want to leave me in your will?

 

[Sopespian]

*Kills Mike*

Now that you're dead can I have your thread?

While I'm at it, can I have your avatar?

Anything else you want to leave me in your will?

No. My ghost is now posting. You might say he's "ghostwriting". \

Fine, if you're okay with being haunted till doomsday.

Yes. A copy of The Ugly Duckling.

 

[narnia ice cream]

does Telmarines pop fireworks?

 

[GondorGirl]

Fine, if you're okay with being haunted till doomsday.

Yes. A copy of The Ugly Duckling.

Yeah, I'm good with that.

Oh, so you can't have too many hard feelings about me killing you if you left me that.

Do you think you should magically come to our Summer performance of the Ugly Duckling?

Have you read many other things by A.A. Milne?

Will you go see the Winnie the Pooh movie when it comes out?

 

[Zella]

Yes, I actually do! It's the use of horses in human physical therapy. I read about it on my ACT test reading section. Without looking it up.

Yay! That's what I want to do (at least until I have kids), but I've given up using that word because nobody knows what it means.

Are you going to GG's play?

Will you take me with you?

Do Telmarines scrapbook?

 

[Sopespian]

Do you think you should magically come to our Summer performance of the Ugly Duckling?

Have you read many other things by A.A. Milne?

Will you go see the Winnie the Pooh movie when it comes out?

I would love to. I'll be the chancellor.

A few.

There's a Pooh movie coming out? Naw.

 

[Sopespian]

Are you going to GG's play?

Will you take me with you?

Do Telmarines scrapbook?

Yes! (I wish)

Yes! (I wish)

No...

 

[GondorGirl]

I would love to. I'll be the chancellor.

There's a Pooh movie coming out? Naw.

Awesome, I'm sure Hap will be fine with you taking his part, he's already done it once.

Yes, next week I think.

Will it be blasphemous for us to add a scene to the end of the Ugly Duckling?

What will I do with my time once play practices are over?

Where should I apply for a job?

 

[Sopespian]

Will it be blasphemous for us to add a scene to the end of the Ugly Duckling?

What will I do with my time once play practices are over?

Where should I apply for a job?

Yes! Then the ghost of A.A. Milne will haunt you!

Work.

A fast-food restaurant.

 

[GondorGirl]

A fast-food restaurant.

Right oh, Which one?

Will Chick-Fil-A start hiring?

Will they hire me?

Do you still not feel like a magic 8 ball yet?

 

[Sopespian]

Will Chick-Fil-A start hiring?

Will they hire me?

Do you still not feel like a magic 8 ball yet?

Yes.

If you are a cow and can hold a sign, yes.

No, I'm not round enough.