Ask a Telmarine!

[Glenburne]

You'll never believe this, but some friends of mine who live in rural Wisconsin have some new neighbors. These new neighbors are raising... you guessed it... water buffalo. They have six. And, according to my friend, they're "so cute". I wonder if one is mad...

Sushi is a mad buffalo, not a mad water buffalo. How many times do I have to clarify this? He is a genuine American buffalo.

Toodles is Swiss, I think. Does he ever speak French to you? Would you try to learn it if he did?

 

[Sopespian]

Have you ever played with the invisible feature just to feel like Frodo with the ring?

Is that just me?

How should I destroy the ring of power I found?

No...

Yes, you and Mewsie.

By dunking it in a cup of Mountain Dew.

Do Telmarines suffer from allergies?

Did Telmarines invent velcro?

How many Telmarines does it take to change a lightbulb?

No.

No.

1.

How many BADGERS does it take to change a lightbulb?

More than exist in the world today.

Sushi is a mad buffalo, not a mad water buffalo. How many times do I have to clarify this? He is a genuine American buffalo.

Toodles is Swiss, I think. Does he ever speak French to you? Would you try to learn it if he did?

I know, I was just pointing out the irony.

Nein. Nein.

 

[GondorGirl]

By dunking it in a cup of Mountain Dew.

I actually have Mountain Dew!

Or did you mean actual dew from a mountain?

What's the best flavor of Mountain Dew?

 

[MissReepicheep]

Do Telmarines refer to the carbonated drink as 'coke', 'soda', or 'pop'?

 

[Sopespian]

I actually have Mountain Dew!

Or did you mean actual dew from a mountain?

What's the best flavor of Mountain Dew?

Do Telmarines refer to the carbonated drink as 'coke', 'soda', or 'pop'?

No, or I wouldn't've capitalized it.

Baja Blast.

Well, we use 'soda' and 'pop' interchangeably.

 

[Anna Pendleton]

What would a Telmarine say if I said that I was thinking about starting to slowly come back to TDL?

 

[GondorGirl]

What cultures nod their head/shake their head to mean different things than ours?

How can shampoo smell like a refreshing waterfall mist?

For that matter, how can dish soap smell like New Zealand springs?

 

[Sopespian]

What would a Telmarine say if I said that I was thinking about starting to slowly come back to TDL?

He would say that was magnificient!

What cultures nod their head/shake their head to mean different things than ours?

How can shampoo smell like a refreshing waterfall mist?

For that matter, how can dish soap smell like New Zealand springs?

Probably Calormenes. They're strange.

It doesn't. It's just a figment of your imagination.

Ditto.

 

[narnia ice cream]

are talmarines homeschooled

or

do they attend the Narnian Public school?

 

[GondorGirl]

Have you ever owned a turtle?

Do you have any generous aunts or uncles?

Do you have a fireplace?

 

[Lossëndil]

Why do you seem to have a grudge against buffaloes? Do all Telmarines have one?

What do you think of elves?

 

[Sopespian]

are talmarines homeschooled

or

do they attend the Narnian Public school?

Definitely homeschooled.

Have you ever owned a turtle?

Do you have any generous aunts or uncles?

Do you have a fireplace?

No.

Yes, as a matter of fact.

Not really, but we have a faux one.

Why do you seem to have a grudge against buffaloes? Do all Telmarines have one?

What do you think of elves?

It's more or less just mad talking buffaloes. No.

Elves are short.

 

[narnia ice cream]

Does Talmarines prefer Pens over Pencils?

 

[Sopespian]

Does Talmarines prefer Pens over Pencils?

Pencils rule the world!

 

[Anna Pendleton]

Does a Telmarine like apple pie with cheese?

 

[narnia ice cream]

Do Talmarines drive in "slug bugs" or Horse and buggy?

 

[MissReepicheep]

Pencils rule the world!

Really? I thought Telmarines did!

 

[GondorGirl]

Pencils rule the world!

The pencil is mightier than the sword too?

Is the pencil mightier than the pen?

What about the quill pen?

 

[Sopespian]

Does a Telmarine like apple pie with cheese?

Yeah, that's pretty good.

Do Talmarines drive in "slug bugs" or Horse and buggy?

Horses, no buggies.

Really? I thought Telmarines did!

Well, we rule the world with pencils.

The pencil is mightier than the sword too?

Is the pencil mightier than the pen?

What about the quill pen?

Yes!

Indeed it is.

Even that.

 

[Anna Pendleton]

How has our favorite Telmarine been doing?