Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?


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What has our favorite Telmarine been doing?

Does it involve stealing my Oreos?

Did you know that if you steal my Oreos I turn into a werewolf?
 
How did your counseling go? Did you have to defend your helpless campers from any horrible creatures, like snakes that turned out to be sticks or bats that were actually moths?
 
How did your counseling go? Did you have to defend your helpless campers from any horrible creatures, like snakes that turned out to be sticks or bats that were actually moths?

It went very well!:D

No, but one of my campers killed two ruthless raccoons who threatened to devastate the entire campus. :eek:

(Actually, they were sweet and docile, but the dean wanted them killed just in case.) ;)
 
Should I be a counselor or a camper at the camp I'm going to?

I got my license, are you scared?

Have you ever pondered doing unspeakable things at the BMV because it's so hard to deal with?
 
Why are teenagers noctunal?
Why did I just forget my other question?
Am I completely crazy yet?
Do Telmarines like waffles?
Do Telmarines like weapons of mass destruction?
 
Should I be a counselor or a camper at the camp I'm going to?

I got my license, are you scared?

Have you ever pondered doing unspeakable things at the BMV because it's so hard to deal with?

A counselor. You get to tell other people what to do. :p

:eek: Yes.

Yes, as a matter of fact, but I will not speak of that now.

Why are teenagers noctunal?
Why did I just forget my other question?
Am I completely crazy yet?
Do Telmarines like waffles?
Do Telmarines like weapons of mass destruction?

Because they are like owls; very wise.
I don't know.
Yes, and you have been for a while. ;)
Yes... mmm...
Nah. Just catapults.
 
Frynella Lamont.

No, don't. :p That's just the first thing that came to mind, and is completely awful. xD

Why does my nose itch?
 
How high can you count?

Have you ever read through the whole Bible?

Is it really hot right now where you live?

To infinity (but not beyond). ;)

Not straight through, but yes.

Not too bad, but very humid.

Heheh. :p

What should I do with myself now?

What is a good reason for me not to go back to bed and stay there for a while?

Nothing. Doing stuff is too much work.

There is no good reason. I wish I were there myself. (Er... that is, my bed. Not yours. Garth [and my conscience] might have something to say about that.);)
 

Nothing. Doing stuff is too much work.

There is no good reason. I wish I were there myself. (Er... that is, my bed. Not yours. Garth [and my conscience] might have something to say about that.);)

Agreed.

Mike, you amaze me. XD

Speaking of Eg, what shall I do without Garth while he's away?

How soon will I surpass Oxford Girl in post count?
 

Sure:p! But I can't promise I won't tell him when he gets back. ;)

Oh he'll know like he knew when I hacked his Facebook. He was much more sneaky when he hacked mine.

Why do I have a headache?

Could it have something to do with spending like six hours on the computer yesterday?
 
Oh he'll know like he knew when I hacked his Facebook. He was much more sneaky when he hacked mine.

Why do I have a headache?

Could it have something to do with spending like six hours on the computer yesterday?

Because you haven't been decapitated yet. "Guards! Off with her - oh, never mind, just give her an aspirin."

It... might...
:p
 
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