Ask a Telmarine!

[Sopespian]

What's your beef with Shakespeare?

The answer, my dear, is clearly right here.

 

[narnia ice cream]

thanks for the ice cream


does talmarines know how to communicate in ASL(American Sign Language)?


are they experts at camping?

 

[Zella]

When will I get my score for the test I took today? How did I do?

 

[Sopespian]

thanks for the ice cream


Do Telmarines know how to communicate in ASL(American Sign Language)?


are they experts at camping?

Anytime.

A little. I know the ASL alphabet! (I'm still not happy that they changed 'g'.)

Not really. Camping = woods = talking trees = defeated Telmarines. So, no.

 

[Sopespian]

When will I get my score for the test I took today? How did I do?

Tomorrow.

91%.

 

[Lossëndil]

How often are you wrong?

 

[Sopespian]

How often are you wrong?

Never. (I can't believe you even asked!) Can you?

 

[Zella]

Tomorrow.

91%.

Yeah, right. Last time it took at least three weeks.

Do you like cheesecake?

Are Telmarines good cooks?

 

[Sopespian]

Yeah, right. Last time it took at least three weeks.

Do you like cheesecake?

Are Telmarines good cooks?

Yes!

Funny you should ask. I actually cooked fried eggs, hashbrowns, and blueberry muffins today. Yum, yum!

 

[GondorGirl]

The answer, my dear, is clearly right here.

Untrue, he wrote comedies as well where no one died.

Have you been to a Homecoming?

Have you ever been to a square dance?

 

[Zella]

Do you know how to waltz?

 

[Sopespian]

Untrue, he wrote comedies as well where no one died.

Have you been to a Homecoming?

Have you ever been to a square dance?

No.

No.

Do you know how to waltz?

No. (My, I'm certainly being negative today! )

 

[Zella]

Are you more positive today?

Have you read through the whole Bible?

Are your feet cold?

 

[Sopespian]

Are you more positive today?

Have you read through the whole Bible?

Are your feet cold?

Yes!

Yes!

No! (Bother! There goes my streak!)

 

[GondorGirl]

Have you read through the whole Bible multiple times?

Do you like this smiley?

Will you say happy birthday to my dog?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Will you marry my cat? she is lonely.

 

[Sopespian]

Have you read through the whole Bible multiple times?

Do you like this smiley?

Will you say happy birthday to my dog?

Will you marry my cat? she is lonely.

Not the whole thing...

Yes! It's Mr. Cool!

"Happy birthday to my dog." There.

Uh... no. I'm not that desperate.

 

[Zella]

Why do naps make me so thirsty?

 

[GondorGirl]

Why must it rain whenever I go to a football game?

Are you impressed that I used to be able to quote chapters of the Bible and play sudoku at the same time?

 

[Sopespian]

Why do naps make me so thirsty?

'Cause you never drink anything while you're asleep.