Ask a Telmarine!

[Sopespian]

Can you keep your hands off my Flyers hat?

What Flyers hat? I don't see any Flyers hat...

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

Would you return it from the trash or did you sell it already?

 

[Sopespian]

Would you return it from the trash or did you sell it already?

I sold it to Mario Lemieux. No telling what he'll do with it.

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

TO LEMIEUX?!?!

Do Telmarines object when you kick them off the boat in deep water? Like 27.000 meters deep?

 

[Sopespian]

TO LEMIEUX?!?!

Do Telmarines object when you kick them off the boat in deep water? Like 27.000 meters deep?

Yes, we object, but I'm not sure I can stop you.

 

[Lossëndil]

How many cannons does the Telmarine army have?

 

[Sopespian]

How many cannons does the Telmarine army have?

We don't use cannons. We are much too noble for that.

 

[Lossëndil]

I doubt that. What other dispicable means do you use?

 

[Sopespian]

I doubt that. What other despicable means do you use?

Well, as you probably know, we use catapults. But I don't like to think of them as despicable.

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

So may I object if I want to?

 

[Sopespian]

So may I object if I want to?

Of course! You may do as you please!

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

Okay since you have no objections I will toss my plate with sprouts out of the window without opening the window Do you agree?

 

[Sopespian]

Okay since you have no objections I will toss my plate with sprouts out of the window without opening the window Do you agree?

Well, suit yourself... but you'll have to clean the window.

 

[Zella]

Why is it so hard to get the temperature right in my dorm room?

 

[GondorGirl]

Wouldn't it be best to always say what you mean?

"I do, or at least, I mean what I say. It's the same thing you know."

"It's not the same thing at all, you might just as well say that 'I like what I get' is the same thing as 'I get what I like.'"

"You might just as well say that 'I breathe when I sleep' is the same thing as 'I sleep when I breathe'"

"You might just as well say that 'I see what I eat' is the same thing as 'I eat what I see'"

Well, okay, it is the same for me...




Was that long word for word quoting from Alice in Wonderland too over the top?

 

[Sopespian]

Why is it so hard to get the temperature right in my dorm room?

I don't know, but are there supposed to be icicles hanging from your fingers?

"I do, or at least, I mean what I say. It's the same thing you know."

"It's not the same thing at all, you might just as well say that 'I like what I get' is the same thing as 'I get what I like.'"

"You might just as well say that 'I breathe when I sleep' is the same thing as 'I sleep when I breathe'"

"You might just as well say that 'I see what I eat' is the same thing as 'I eat what I see'"

Well, okay, it is the same for me...




Was that long word for word quoting from Alice in Wonderland too over the top?

No, I love that book.

 

[GondorGirl]

I can haz tootsie roll?

I can not haz cheesburger?

What's up with my spelling?

 

[Zella]

What's your favorite season?

Actually, I think I already know that, but you can answer anyway in case I'm remembering wrong. Besides, I can't think of a better question.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Have you ever kissed a marmot?

 

[Sopespian]

I can haz tootsie roll?

I can not haz cheesburger?

What's up with my spelling?

No.

Yes.

Somebody must have broken your spelling bone!!

What's your favorite season?

Actually, I think I already know that, but you can answer anyway in case I'm remembering wrong. Besides, I can't think of a better question.

Autumn/fall.

Have you ever kissed a marmot?

No!