Ask a Telmarine!

[GondorGirl]

Isn't football season your favorite season?

 

[Zella]

Did I get enough yarn for the scarf I'm knitting?

 

[Sopespian]

Isn't football season your favorite season?

Yes, and it coincides with fall.

Did I get enough yarn for the scarf I'm knitting?

Of course!

 

[Zella]

I love the song in your signature.

Did you notice that that wasn't a question?

 

[Sopespian]

I love the song in your signature.

Did you notice that that wasn't a question?

So do I.

Of course! Now start asking some questions, young lady!

 

[GondorGirl]

Why do my wisdom teeth hurt so much?

Why does the rest of my jaw hurt so much?

 

[Zella]

But I did ask a question!

Oops. That wasn't a question.

And neither was that.

Oh, dear.

Um, why didn't my maid make my bed today? Do I even have a maid? If I don't, why not?

 

[Sopespian]

Why do my wisdom teeth hurt so much?

Why does the rest of my jaw hurt so much?

Because you're so wise!

Uh... because it can't match the wisdom of your teeth.

But I did ask a question!

Oops. That wasn't a question.

And neither was that.

Oh, dear.

Um, why didn't my maid make my bed today? Do I even have a maid? If I don't, why not?

You don't have a maid. No. Because you don't have money to hire one.

 

[GondorGirl]

Should I get a bank account or just hire a dragon to guard my money?

 

[Sopespian]

Should I get a bank account or just hire a dragon to guard my money?

Ooh, definitely the dragon. (But make sure your dragon is FDIC insured. )

 

[GondorGirl]

OH! I LOVE THE SONG IN YOUR SIGNATURE TOOOOO!!!

Do you approve of excessive caps lock?

 

[Sopespian]

OH! I LOVE THE SONG IN YOUR SIGNATURE TOOOOO!!!

Do you approve of excessive caps lock?

Wha... - ... Are you saying that that was excessive? Where'd you get that crazy idea?

 

[GondorGirl]

I don't know, do you know?

 

[Zella]

Would knitting needles make good weapons?

Will I ever be able to buy a sword?

 

[Sopespian]

I don't know, do you know?

Of course! You must have eaten it.

Would knitting needles make good weapons?

Will I ever be able to buy a sword?

Probably, but I'd never use them.

Sure! Let me know where you find one.

 

[GondorGirl]

Ow, you made my head hurt more. XD

Do you mind cheesy movies?

Do you mind cheesy pizza?

Do you mind cheesy fries?

 

[Sopespian]

Ow, you made my head hurt more. XD

Do you mind cheesy movies?

Do you mind cheesy pizza?

Do you mind cheesy fries?

Yes.

No.

No.

 

[GondorGirl]

Have you ever tried chives?

 

[Zella]

Do you like the smell of mint?

 

[Sopespian]

Have you ever tried chives?

Uh... not by themselves.

Do you like the smell of mint?

Yes.