The Spanish Inquisition
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Why do people eat turtles?
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- Thread starter Sopespian
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Because they're easier to catch than pigeons.
(oop! I'm not a Telmarine! Sorry, sorry, sorry!)
(oop! I'm not a Telmarine! Sorry, sorry, sorry!)
Zella
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Um, oi, I'm a teenager, you get along with me.
But I'm not a teenage girl, I'm an ood...
aaanyway
How are our dogs going to survive this weekend while we're away?
I love the Oods.
Do I have to go to class?
Sopespian
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Yes, but just barely.
I don't know. They don't seem very tasty to me.
That's all right... nothing says you can't answer questions, too. After all, no one's asked the mods any questions for a while...
I love the Oods.
Do I have to go to class?
Yes, just like I have to go to work.
Sopespian
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More than (-1) and fewer than 11.
How can an earlobe hurt so much?
The Spanish Inquisition
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Where can I find some cheap pink thread?
Sopespian
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How can an earlobe hurt so much?
I wouldn't know. I don't wear earrings.
Somewhat. I prefer colorful pencils, though.
At Telmarine Thread Traders. They have a special today.
The Spanish Inquisition
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Do mormon marmots eat marmite?
Sopespian
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I'm sorry. I can't discuss religion on this thread. Or politics, for that matter.
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What exactally is a marmot?
Sopespian
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I'm not sure, but we don't have them in Telmar.
The Spanish Inquisition
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Why am I on the internet instead of doing homework?
What's your opinion on the story of the Princess and the Frog?
The Spanish Inquisition
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What is a Snooki?
Sopespian
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Because you're lazy. Maybe you need a mad buffalo to get you working.
Oh, brother... I have no opinion on such a trivial matter.
I have no idea.
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Why is that girl at the table across from me so vapid?
Sopespian
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Vapidity must run in her family.