Ask a Telmarine!

[Sopespian]

Heheheh. Thank you, I was quite proud of it, I'm glad you appreciate it.

Why does my little finger hurt?

Did you know that my little fingers are abnormally crooked? as in the bone kinda sticks out of the side. It's lovely. ^_^

Were you trying to eat it?

No! Wow!!!

Why does my dad hate Bob Dylan?

Because he's smart.

And why does my dad love him?

Uh... Because he's smart in a different way.

And who made the *eats mike* tag on this thread? 'Cuz it wasn't me.

Likely GG.

Do you like the smell of books?

Mmm, yes...

Wanna trade dads?

Who would win in a fight between daleks and Atticus Finch?

No, thanks, I like mine.

Telmarines.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Will you marry me?

Do telmarines like Stephen Colbert?

 

[Sopespian]

Will you marry me?

Do telmarines like Stephen Colbert?

No offense, but I don't marry people whom I've never seen in person.

Ick. No.

 

[Zella]

How long can I procrastinate on this research project and still have a good poster for Monday?

 

[GondorGirl]

How long will my hands continue to smell like rubber?

 

[Sopespian]

How long can I procrastinate on this research project and still have a good poster for Monday?

Until Sunday night.

How long will my hands continue to smell like rubber?

Until you die (which I hope is a very looooooooooooong time from now). Then they will smell like death.

 

[Zella]

Why do so many people have so much trouble keeping their rooms clean?

 

[GondorGirl]

Why do people say "Dead as a doornail"?

Isn't a coffin nail much more dead?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

@GG Christmas Carol Reference?


Why don't Telmarines like Colbert?

And why does TSI find him amusing?

 

[Sopespian]

Why do so many people have so much trouble keeping their rooms clean?

I have no room to talk here...

Why do people say "Dead as a doornail"?

Isn't a coffin nail much more dead?

Because doornails are dead.

Nah, they're both inanimate objects. (Speaking of coffins, if you're Mafia, GG... you will end up in one.)

@GG Christmas Carol Reference?

Why don't Telmarines like Colbert?

And why does TSI find him amusing?

Ooooh... Christmas...

Frankly, we don't ever watch him.

She is easily amused.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Why do people watch Jersey Shore?


Why do people like Twilight?


Why do people like spinach?

 

[Sopespian]

Why do people watch Jersey Shore?


Why do people like Twilight?


Why do people like spinach?

Because they live in New Jersey.

Because they live in the Twilight Zone.

Fresh spinach is good. Cooked spinach is disgusting.

 

[Zella]

Do Telmarines keep bees?

Why won't this song play?

 

[Sopespian]

Do Telmarines keep bees?

Why won't this song play?

I don't, personally, but others do.

I don't know, but this one will.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Why is a Lady GaGa song stuck in my head?


Why, despite not being religious and loathing most christian music, do I still love the band Jars of Clay?

Are you The Batman?

 

[Sopespian]

Why is a Lady GaGa song stuck in my head?

Why, despite not being religious and loathing most christian music, do I still love the band Jars of Clay?

Are you The Batman?

Ewwww... her songs are sticky.

I don't know - let me ask Dr. Byrne. *goes to ask* comes back* He says you'll need a fifteen-minute consultation so that he can examine you.

No, I'm The Telmarine.

 

[Lossëndil]

Have you met the Batman?

How many of the tags on this thread can you make sense of?

What on earth induced you to join the spelling police???

 

[narnia ice cream]

Are Talmarines shy?

and if you are not Batman are you Robin?



Does each "super hero" Talmarine have a "side-kick"?


does talmarines prefer ice cream on a cone or in a (ice cream) sandwhich?

 

[Sopespian]

Have you met the Batman?

How many of the tags on this thread can you make sense of?

What on earth induced you to join the spelling police???

No.

Seven.

My affinity for good grammar.

Are Telmarines shy?

and if you are not Batman are you Robin?

Does each "super hero" Telmarine have a "side-kick"?

Do Telmarines prefer ice cream on a cone or in a (ice cream) sandwich?

Slightly.

No, I'm Cardinal.

Yes, mine's Glozelle.

Oooh, sandwich.

 

[Zella]

Do Telmarines have any good libraries?