Ask a Telmarine!

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Have any suggestions that might help cure my writer's block?

Drink some tea!


Do you like Chopin?

 

[Zella]

This paper I'm supposed to write that's a letter to next year's freshmen... Will any freshmen actually read it?

 

[Sopespian]

Have any suggestions that might help cure my writer's block?

Drink some tea.

*Eats* Thank ye kindly.

Really? I didn't know that.

Oh, true, whoops. XD

Have you ever watched the video in my signature?

Do you join with my other bodyguard in saying I'm not allowed to speak to Topper anymore? (Topper, you will recall, is the gentleman I got engaged to tonight. And last night. And the night before. And the night before. Actually come to think of it only one of my bodyguards has said that but still...)

Where do you think you rank on my list of bodyguards?

Yes.

No.

No.

Number one.

My dad LOVES that sermon clip...he used to show the actual "official" video of it in church. But this version is really cool.

Drink some tea!

Do you like Chopin?

Hey, we think alike!

Not as well as I like Mendelssohn.

This paper I'm supposed to write that's a letter to next year's freshmen... Will any freshmen actually read it?

Yes.

 

[Zella]

Yes.

Yay! I was hoping that was the case.

Do you find this amusing?

 

[Sopespian]

Do you find this amusing?

Yes. Are you implying anything by this, Zella?

 

[Aravis Kenobi]

Drink some tea.

Isn't copying answers against the rules?

 

[GondorGirl]

Number one.

I may want to not rate my bodyguards...

Do you like any rap?

Should I play with my red calligraphy ink?

Should I play with hot glue?

 

[Zella]

Yes. Are you implying anything by this, Zella?

Only that I find it amusing because I tend to procrastinate.

What on earth happened to the G key on my keyboard? It's bent.

 

[GondorGirl]

Only that I find it amusing because I tend to procrastinate.

What on earth happened to the G key on my keyboard? It's bent.

My first thought was a piano keyboard and I was wondering how you could bend a piano key...

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Is David Bowie scary?

Will I get a good grade on my short story?


Will I figure out what the heck to do with my complicated emotions?

 

[Sopespian]

Isn't copying answers against the rules?

No...

I may not want to rate my bodyguards...

Do you like any rap?

Should I play with my red calligraphy ink?

Should I play with hot glue?

Only Toby Keith's "I Wanna Talk About Me".

No.

No.

What on earth happened to the G key on my keyboard? It's bent.

You've pressed it too many times. Must be you talk to GG too much.

My first thought was a piano keyboard and I was wondering how you could bend a piano key...

I bet I could bend a piano key. After all, I did take the "Fingerpower" series.

Is David Bowie scary?

Will I get a good grade on my short story?

Will I figure out what in the world to do with my complicated emotions?

Who?

Yes.

Take them out on a sibling. (Or are you an only child? I forget.)

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

You don't know who David Bowie is?

You're not a classic rock fan, are you?


I have siblings. Want 'em?

 

[GondorGirl]

Traditional Carols or modern versions?

Do you ever listen to random sermons?

Do you pay attention better with or without something to take notes with?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Should I clean up my short story and post it here?


When will my other Christmas package come?


What child is this?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Do Telmarines celebrate birthdays and anything like our Christmas?

Have you ever had a snowball fight?

Have you ever been sledging?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Do you prefer British spelling or American spelling?

 

[Sopespian]

Traditional Carols or modern versions?

Do you ever listen to random sermons?

Do you pay attention better with or without something to take notes with?

Traditional.

Not really.

Without!

Should I clean up my short story and post it here?

When will my other Christmas package come?

What child is this?

Sure!

Tomorrow.

The Christ-child.

Do Telmarines celebrate birthdays and anything like our Christmas?

Have you ever had a snowball fight?

Have you ever been sledging?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Do you prefer British spelling or American spelling?

American, usually. After all, I am an American.

 

[Lossëndil]

green or red?

Have you ever felt the urge to burn all your notes and textbooks after a final?

Did you ever act on said urge?

Should I?

Does a late winter really mean a late spring? I don't mind late winters, but I'd really rather it not be still snowing in April.

 

[GondorGirl]

Have you ever thrown something out of a second floor window?

Higher than second floor?

What fun things have you done with elevators?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Why do Americans leave the 'u' out of favourite?