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How wonderful are Telmarines?


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You "hope not"? You don't know?

Of course I know. I'm teasing.

Where does the word "Ditto" come from?

Why is cheese so amazing?

Rush Limbaugh.

Because it's so good on pizza.

Why don't I have enough change for the vending machine?

Because you're poor.

Who are the Calormenes in the Mafia game?

What? You mean you don't know? I thought you could figure these things out yourself, Zella.

Have you heard Les Mis, the musical?

No.

Or read the book, which is better?

No.
 
Who is the idiot that wrote the article I'm reading right now about how a girl is owned by her father because the Bible says so, and then is raised exclusively to be a submissive wife?

What if I want to be a working woman?

What if I have no plans for marriage unless I happen to meet the right person?
 
Do you like board games? Do you have a favorite?

Yes. Probably... uh... hmm... Oh, I can't think of one. Bummer.

(wow,it's been a while since I've asked a question...uhhhh)

do Telmarines EVER get lost?


do they have a GPS in their brains?


do they walk their dogs or their cats? :confused:

No.

No.

We don't have dogs and our cats don't need walking. (Our cats are kind of independent. ;))
 
I just reached my finger into my dog's mouth, would this disgust you?

Could I get my brother to move back into our house so he could do these things?

Should I work on my stop-motion thing to see if it worked?
 
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