Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?


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How long will it take me to clean my room? Should I do it tomorrow?

Two hours. Yes.

I just reached my finger into my dog's mouth, would this disgust you?

Could I get my brother to move back into our house so he could do these things?

Should I work on my stop-motion thing to see if it worked?

YES.

No.

Yes.

How did my computer battery suddenly go from having 59 minutes left to having 31 minutes left?

Were you playing MADDEN? That always seems to take my battery way down.

What are Telmarine Christmas festivities like?

Oh, they're very festive. Lots of singing and rejoicing and so forth.

Do Telmarines celebrate New Year? If so, in what manner?

Yes. We celebrate it by ringing in the New Year with specially tuned bells.

Do you like any foreign films?

Uh, let me think. Nope. I can't think of any. Although, since most movies are made in Hollywood, and California is a foreign country, you might say I like a few. ;)
 
Can this night get any more unfortunate?

Will I still manage to make two batches of cookies?

Will I actually have dinner at some point?
 
Have you ever had roasted chestnuts?

What are your feelings on kettle corn?

Caramel corn?

Normal popcorn?

Cheesy popcorn?

Corn on the cob?

Corny jokes?
 
Did you know it's possible to sew on a button using a regular sewing machine?

Are you deeply disturbed by reality TV?

What about the Packers finally losing?
 
I was sad about the Packer's too, my poor fantasy team. :(
Oh yes, I heard that too. ;)

Anyone else I should be sending Christmas cards to?

Why is this world so depressing?

Is having cookies for breakfast a bad idea?
 
I was sad about the Packer's too, my poor fantasy team.
Oh yes, I heard that too.
Anyone else I should be sending Christmas cards to?

Why is this world so depressing?

Is having cookies for breakfast a bad idea?

Me. :D

Because there aren't enough Telmarines. :D

I hope not. :D I think it's permissible at Christmas time. :D
 
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