Ask Aslan

[Tsukiko]

aslan, why do you eat ppl?

 

[Dean's Buddy]

Aslan in shock: EAT PEOPLE???!!!!!!! I ONLY EAT BAD GUYS!!!!!!! GAAASP!!! HAHAHA! I do it to protect My children. sorry for that outburst of shock.............

 

[Tsukiko]

no..in SC you said you've swallowed up men, women and children

were they bad???? huh?

 

[Dean's Buddy]

Aslan:...............uh..............................................

 

[Tsukiko]

yeah....thought so

 

[Dean's Buddy]

Aslan: so is there any more questions you want to ask Me? hehe!

 

[Tsukiko]

sure:

why are you golden?

 

[Dean's Buddy]

Aslan: it makes Me look more majestic! HAHAHAHA! oh I am a weirdo!!

 

[Tsukiko]

why do you have teeth?

 

[Dean's Buddy]

Aslan: how could I eat the witch without teeth? hehe! cause I want them! they make Me look more kingly!

 

[Tsukiko]

why do you have eyes?

 

[Dean's Buddy]

Aslan: if I had no eyes I wouldn't be able to see where the witch was and I would end up thinking Peter was the witch and I would eat him.......poor Peter...............glad I have eyes!

 

[Tsukiko]

how come u r annoyed by my idiotic questions?

 

[Dean's Buddy]

Aslan: I am not annoyed. they amuse Me!

 

[Tsukiko]

k.

why do u let ppl ask you questions?

 

[Dean's Buddy]

Aslan: because I am the friendliest lion in the world!

 

[Dean's Buddy]

Aslan: so any more questions? did you see the answer I put?

 

[Tsukiko]

OMG!!! you are the most impatient person I know!

geeeeee!

 

[Dean's Buddy]

Aslan: um..................it has been a while..................................sigh...............

 

[Tsukiko]

well, you have to wait at least a minute before someone replies!