Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

[Sir Tom the Dragon Knight]

Whoopi Goldberg flies into the room in the form of a crow, turns back into whoopi, and bans EVERYONE. Including the badger mod. She then invites all major leprechaun clans of Ireland.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Smerdyakov takes notes on all this.

He will remember it, when his plans come to maturity.

 

[Sir Tom the Dragon Knight]

Buckwheat runs into the leprechaun party room and dances around with a bottle of coke.

 

[Copperfox]

It's all a big ridiculous, chaotic comedy. If you don't like that, you're in the wrong place.

O.O.C.-- Span-Inq was not speaking AS HERSELF when she said she didn't like it. She was pretending to be a kid of the type who would want to be a "Mary Sue."

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Suddenly, an adder appeared out of nowhere.

A black adder.

 

[Copperfox]

"Watch out," warned the RenFest actor in armor. "That one adder will be followed by generations of later adders."

 

[Sir Tom the Dragon Knight]

Buckwheat fainted.
Sean DeVine, a spirited leprechaun, bravely offered to engage the adder in a stick fight, since he's really near impossible to beat as it is.

 

[Copperfox]

A waitress, watching this, huffed indignantly: "Males! All they can think about is violence!" Then she quit her job and ran off to become a hired assassin.

 

[Lossëndil]

Omg you guyzzzz

i dunt like this roll play at all


hears my charecter 4 it

Name: Katlynne Maya Starre
age: 16 but she looks 25
apperence; long gold hair with purple hilights n she has a scare on her face shaped like a star (that's where she ges her nam). she has violet eyes and wings.
personalitie: shes teh princess of the country Starrshine bu her dad wants her to get married to someone she doesnt like. also she has majjical powers, so she can take to animals. she also can fly and shoot fire from her eyes (they turn red whent his happens) she is proud, strong, and verrrry smart (she haz been reading since she was two an she is an experct on evolutionary bilogy, physics, calculusss, and calvinistic theology)

Also she has a pink pet tiger.

NO HATERZZZ PLZ

Hilarious. I'd be giving this a reputation if I could.

 

[Glenburne]

(SI's Mary Sue description is ridiculously realistic--the star-shaped scar is perfect. Anyway....)

Then a tiger smacked Lossy's companion Mr. Green, and Mr. Green sat down and cried. Unfortunately, him being a smilie, his tears did not come out very well. He began to feel alienated from the world and went off to join CF's waitress/assassin.

 

[Copperfox]

In a sixth-floor flat in Bristol, England, a ten-year-old boy was at work on a table, assembling a model of the T.A.R.D.I.S. All of a sudden, the David Tennant Doctor Who walked in and told him: "Careful with that! If you get one detail wrong, THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!!"

The boy's eyes widened with alarm. "Will it really?"

"No, not really," the Doctor assured him. "I'm just accustomed to SAYING that this, that and the other thing will destroy the entire universe."

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Suddenly:

a shot rang out.

It was Enjolras, the pretty-boy revolutionary and he carried a gun.

"Sorry," he said, "My gun misfired. Carry on with whatever you were doing."

 

[Glenburne]

Then Sushi bombed the British flat, because he doesn't watch Doctor Who and is tired of being confused by references to it. The police blamed Mr. Green and arrested him instead. Unfortunately, they discovered that it is impossible to put handcuffs on a smilie.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

then edwardd showed up and sparkled.

'wow' said Katlynne, 'u r hawt'

'i no,' said edwardd, 'im dazzling'

n then he ran arount the eintre werld three timez in a row and brought katlynne starre back a tiger pelt

'i figt this tyger 4 u,' he sed, 'becuz i luv u moar than that bella.'

'yay,' said katlynne, 'plze turn me int2 a vampyre'

'sure,' said eddwardd, and he bit her neck and she beame a vampire and now she is invicible so she can't die ok?

OOC: guiese edward is dating Katlynne now ok? i mean, he'd never ever leave bella in the story, but just pretend for dis roleplay 'cuse its just a game n its more fun this way
also does sume1 want 2 ply bella cuz she kan be all jeluz an stuff

IC:
edwardd kissed Katelynne
'oh,' said katylnee, her bright eyes sparkling wit delite, 'i luv u so much'

 

[Glenburne]

Then Sushi bombed Edward, which didn't work.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

ooc; OF OURSE IT DINT EDWARDD IS INVINCIBLE OK UR JUS TJELOUZ OF HIM SO STOP BEEING A H8TER U PUNK

edward clasped Katlynne to him,

'oh, katelynne,' he sayed.

'oh, edward,' sayed katlynne.

'oh, katelynne,' he said ageen

'oh, edward.'

'i haff 2 leeve u,' said eddward

'y,' sid katelyn

'becuz i am danjerous and bad things could happen.'

'wa cul happen i iz a pire now,' said katelynn

'bad things,' he said and disapeared
leving katlynne al alone

she sat down n cryed because eddward was her life and wat wuld she do witout him

ooc; guiese this was hard 4 me 2 rite i have teers in mah eyez now

 

[Copperfox]

The Grey Eagle and his fellow superhero Bat-Bat set up an isolating force-field around the Katlynne posts, so that no one ELSE'S posts would have to accept being affected by this Mary Sue-ism unless the people WANTED their posts to be thus affected.

"This was necessary," remarked Grey Eagle, "in order to make sure that the sexy vampires can't sneak into our posts when we let Smerdyakov into them."

 

[Sir Tom the Dragon Knight]

Captain McGregor flew his airplane through the force field and found Edward. Luckily, McGregor was just so darn cool, he could kill ANYTHING, even an invincible sparkling vampire. He circled through the air once, then launched a missle straight into Edward, blowing him to a pile of dust. "WOO!" Shouted McGregor with joy as he flew his fighter jet back to base.

 

[Glenburne]

Since Captain MacGregor wasn't a vampire, he died when Sushi bombed him.

 

[Sir Tom the Dragon Knight]

A large flying fish suddenly flew out of nowhere and ATE Sushi.