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King Peter the Magnificent, King Aragorn of Gondor, King Arthur, Sir Lancelot, the real Buzz Lightyear, and TurboMan had also been keeping an eye on the vampire menace, thus they prepared for battle and sent their messenger R2D2 and R4 straight to Bat-Bat and Grey Eagle, informing them that they were amassing their army in Boston, and would soon reach wherever the vampires happened to be before the end of the day.
 
OOC: Sopespian, you realize that Span-Inq is purposely misspelling words as part of ridiculing the Mary Sues of the cyber-world.


"Don't worry," Bat-Bat called out to the other characters. "Thanks to our containment field, all of you are ONLY dead in Katlynne's imagination. It can't affect you here." He and Grey Eagle then summoned their other superhero friend, LION-GUY. His powers consist of great strength, a Spiderman-like ability to foresee danger... and above all, his Aslan-inspired Lion Roar. When Lion-Guy roars, all evil beings hearing him are filled with dismay and fear, while all good beings hearing him are filled with courage and hope.

Andrew Adamson faints with terror any time Lion-Guy roars.
 
Then Sushi bombs the sunset. Katelynn is so devasted that she drives a wooden stake into Edward's heart, and he dies, because no vampire can survive a wooden stake through the heart. (To add insult to injury, she drenches him with holy water, which makes all his glitter disappear.)
 
Um, he got a wooden stake through the heart. What did he do, reincarnate?

*gets mental pictures of Edward reincarnated as a cockroach* *watches Sushi (reincarnated as a broom-wielding housewife) smash the cockroach*
 
Then, Mia got lost climbing the hill to the Stone Table and accidentally ran through this thread just long enough to cause Jacob and Edward some concern about a giant talking Newfoundland running through, before she got back on track climbing up to Aslan.

Meanwhile, Lava's Lava Bits escaped their white sheet and decided to come bug people like any un-dead blown to smithereens body would do.

Sorry, I decided to throw back to the original post and bring Mafiaville and Swords, Claws, and Teeth Bared back into it as both are worthy of a second look, Shameless plug here, but we could really use some more players in both.
 
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he kant dye glenburne hes 2 perfeckt to dye

ok ill explain


just as katelynne was about to stab him throo da hart it turned out he waz wearing a shiny cloak like in that movie with the midgets and the hawt guy who probably was a vamprie even though they didn't say it I fink it has something to do wiht a marriage 'cause there was a ring but idk.

anyway he wa wearing that shiny cloak so he lived
 
Apparently long enough to ignore the dog who ran screaming "For Narnia and for ASLAN!" through the thread.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

The Lava Bits start following the Vampire around right behind him. Bugging Edward.
 
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King Arthur casually walks up to Edward and beheads him- again. Then moves on to see if he can find something interesting to do.

Meanwhile, the Knights who say Ni were wandering through the woods while preparing an ambush for whoever happened to pass through. They were hoping they could get somebody to buy them a new shrubbery.
 
If Edward lives, so does Sushi. Sushi now realizes that he cannot kill Edward, but he can use tickle-torture on him. Tickle-torture, a relic of the Middle Ages, causes the torturee to howl with shrieks of demented laughter, thereby making him useless as an object of adoration. Thus, Edward is losing his glitteriness as we speak, and looking more and more ridiculous. By the way, his makeup is starting to run...apparently he drools when he laughs....
 
Buzz Lightyear flies over and shoots Edward with his laser, and the Knights of Ni walk up shortly after. The Knights then close in around Edward and repeatedly torture him by saying "NI!"
Arthur and his knights along with Aragorn and Peter happened to see this as they walked by, and there was much rejoicing.
 
Meanwhile, Captain Obvious had taken a summer job as a tourist guide in a nice Dutch Island out on Caribbean. On this day he was leading a group of about 10 male American tourists who were all clad in Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian shirts, and, what else? black socks and sandals.

As he showed them around the beach, Captain Obvious would say things like "It's sunny today," while pointing at the big orange ball up in the sky, "so the weather is hot." And all the American tourists would look up and go: "ooh, aaah," in agreement and wonder.
 
In order to preserve randomness and prevent this thread from being about NOTHING BUT vampire subjects, the Three Stooges came up to Captain Obvious, and Curly asked him, "Who lies buried in Napoleon's tomb?"
 
And Sushi bombed the Stooges because he did not think they were appropriate subjects for an opera.
 
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