Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

Trying to steal attention away from the dragon, a unicorn shouted, "Fight for the crown!"-- a phrase which would be recognized by fans of Lewis Carroll, who wrote Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
 
Just then a little leprechaun with a musket heard the unicorn and said, "Fight for the crown? To heck with the king! Fight for Ireland!!! CHARGE!!!!" And several hundred more leprechauns with muskets followed him as they ran through a green valley against no enemies.
 
The leprechauns were fortunate that there WASN'T an enemy facing them; for their muskets turned out to have been made by the slave labor of political prisoners in Communist China, and were so shoddy that they wouldn't fire.
 
But a group of banshees began wailing, and their voices were so shrill that the unicorn turned into a cucumber, who felt depressed that he was green.
 
Glenburne said:
But a group of banshees began wailing, and their voices were so shrill that the unicorn turned into a cucumber, who felt depressed that he was green.
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The Telmarine noted that the cucumber's sadness is likely due to the fact that "to be green is difficult".
 
"Stop that!" yelled the thirteen-year-old self-styled princess whose faithful horse had been stolen by the character from Greek legend. "You're all supposed to be fascinated by MY lonely quest, even though I never let you have any part in it!"
 
The green dragon mentioned earlier swam back to shore and walked up to the depressed dragon and said, "Hi! Wanna be friends?!" At this time, a gnome with an electric guitar came up to the dragons and began playing a song and singing, "You might think I'm crazy, to hang around with you! You might think I'm lucky, to have something to do! And I think that you're wild, and NO I ain't a child! You might think it's foolish, but all I want is you!"
 
Gotta say, CF, my brother (12 now) didn't spell like that last year--not that he wouldn't have liked the ninja part. ;)

Anyway, Sushi writes an opera and has the orchestra play it so loud that the entire forum becomes deaf.
 
Beethoven applauds, then begins developing a sign-language version of Sushi's opera.

Meanwhile, a Narnian Talking Bluejay named Flakefeather comes onto this thread and says, "Lava's _conventional_ roleplay has not ended!"
 
There was a loud hush as the Queen of hearts rose from her seat...

Alice: I wonder what has got her ducks out of line...
 
Turns out it was the Jabberwock, which is found in not only Through the Looking Glass, but also Telmarine mythology, that had upset the Queen of Hearts.
 
In a rush of malice, the Queen of hearts boarded the nearest starship.

QH: Han, get me as far away from that Jabberwhater as possible..
 
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