Benonites II

Ben getting online and doing research would not be a good thing, as I have stated. He would get scared. He may never come out of his house again for fear of being kidnapped by a mob of fan girls

WE THINK LIKE CARTOONS!:D
He wouldn't do that,we just like to fantasize what would happen.
But that is a good idea for the book......
I know I've mailed him a few letters already and I approached him like a friend,not a crush.
Plus I did one of those name poems where you write the person's name and then put a quality for each letter.
He liiiiiiiked that. like I say, "Butter him up and fry him in graaaaavy!"
 
yeah jk he wouldn't do that. But I'm sure it would kind of creep him out if he looked online.

well of course it would freak him out a bit,but it's not like he has anything to worry about.
None of us are capable to getting to him and even if we were capable,no one but me would have the guts to try and find his house!!!

Thats why I wanted to come along on my dad's european tour,he was going to london:(

That was the first letter I ever sent ben,I said "My dad's playing in London. You should go to the show."

Then I wanted to come too,but when my pops said no the least I had to look forward to was that Ben would at least say Hi to my dad.

But that was when I stupid and knew NOTHING about him.
Of course he was busy! duh,it was a shooting period:p

I was reeeeeeeally dumb as a kid,you should see my old story drafts,they suck!
 
I'm quite sure there are crazier people out there. There are probably more girls than just you who would try to find his house.
 
You sure? no one's tried yet,and I check up on all fan forums so I know what each fan is like.
I'm telling ya,nobody has been able to find it and the people who mob him get cut back by security.
Of course there is one way to get his attention.

Go mob him,only not like a mob. Go to those rings where people will sign your stuff if you're close enough.
Ask for a hug(he'll do it,It's been caught on video...strange,but he'll do it)

But before this happens prepare a very sticky note with something interesting written on it. I dunno,something mysterious that'll catch his attention and then your phone number.

Then when he hugs you(which is extremely brief cuz I KNOW it freaks him out) quickly slip your hand up the jacket and slap that note on as secretly as possible.(if he catches you you're dead and the plan stops here)

If he doesn't catch you:
Hopefully the note is sticky enough to stay under the jacket un-noticed till he takes it off later.

Later when he takes off the jacket(presumably at the hotel at night) he should notice the note(use neon colors so it'll be bright enough to catch his eye,or in case he takes it off when it's dark,coat the sticky in glow in the dark paint.)
If what you wrote is mysterious enough,expect a phone call from him...just out of curiosity.

If he does call,play up the act. whatever you wrote(examp. special agent,fortune teller etc.) play the character.
If he's stupid he may fall for it and give you the info for where he's staying next.

Then,order a room in that hotel for the room right next to his.
use a stethascope(Sorry if that's spelled wrong) and listen through the walls for when he leaves.

Then using a paper clip or credit card,pick the lock in the door and sneak in to his room.
then lock the door and just sit on the bed waiting for him to get back(snoop around in suitcases if bored.)

When he does get back,have a friend lock the door from the outside after he enters so there's no way of escaping.

Then he's allllll yours.

Warning,this plan will only work once because after it happens he'll be smart enough not to fall for it again.

Of course I wouldn't do this but mentally unstable fans will....

PS,Dear Ben...If you ever find this,i really wouldn't do this to you. but now you know what to look for if someone tires:D
 
You sure? no one's tried yet,and I check up on all fan forums so I know what each fan is like.
I'm telling ya,nobody has been able to find it and the people who mob him get cut back by security.
Of course there is one way to get his attention.

Go mob him,only not like a mob. Go to those rings where people will sign your stuff if you're close enough.
Ask for a hug(he'll do it,It's been caught on video...strange,but he'll do it)

But before this happens prepare a very sticky note with something interesting written on it. I dunno,something mysterious that'll catch his attention and then your phone number.

Then when he hugs you(which is extremely brief cuz I KNOW it freaks him out) quickly slip your hand up the jacket and slap that note on as secretly as possible.(if he catches you you're dead and the plan stops here)

If he doesn't catch you:
Hopefully the note is sticky enough to stay under the jacket un-noticed till he takes it off later.

Later when he takes off the jacket(presumably at the hotel at night) he should notice the note(use neon colors so it'll be bright enough to catch his eye,or in case he takes it off when it's dark,coat the sticky in glow in the dark paint.)
If what you wrote is mysterious enough,expect a phone call from him...just out of curiosity.

If he does call,play up the act. whatever you wrote(examp. special agent,fortune teller etc.) play the character.
If he's stupid he may fall for it and give you the info for where he's staying next.

Then,order a room in that hotel for the room right next to his.
use a stethascope(Sorry if that's spelled wrong) and listen through the walls for when he leaves.

Then using a paper clip or credit card,pick the lock in the door and sneak in to his room.
then lock the door and just sit on the bed waiting for him to get back(snoop around in suitcases if bored.)

When he does get back,have a friend lock the door from the outside after he enters so there's no way of escaping.

Then he's allllll yours.

Warning,this plan will only work once because after it happens he'll be smart enough not to fall for it again.

Of course I wouldn't do this but mentally unstable fans will....

PS,Dear Ben...If you ever find this,i really wouldn't do this to you. but now you know what to look for if someone tries:D
 
He would never fall for that LOL Poor Ben

I know I know,its just a fantasy. Besides we wouldn't be clever enough to make something up that would make him call the number and WHO in their right mind would call a mysterious number anyway?:rolleyes:

Anyway,I'm priming this thread because It hasn't been hopping in ages!
I saw a bit of interview with ben and he was saying he was disappointed with his action figure that they did for PC.
He said it looked Ill and that it was probably the only thing that upset him for that movie.
That made me come up with another tidbit for the book:
I was just staring at the figure through the window and this black guy was standing next to me as I said, "It looks Ill." "It looks like Michael jackson." said the man next to me. And I had to agree for it did.

Plus did anyone read THIS?:
(Its awfully surprising at JUST how awkward japanese culture can be to someone who's never been there)

Is that where you’re most popular?
Half my fan mail comes from Japan. They send me a lot of Hello Kitty memorabilia. They also send new Hello Kitty adult-sized pants for me to wear. No more M&S underwear for me:D
(He's kidding girls,don't worry. I'm putting a smiley there)
Heres some more pieces:
You’re in the new Dorian Gray film. What’s your beauty regime?
My beauty tip is to shower at least once a week. No one ever believes I’m 27 anyway; I don’t have to worry about looking younger. It’s just got to the point where people have stopped asking me for ID in bars.

(At least he showers more than Rob!:D)

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
I worked in a club in Kingston. Mopping up sick at 4am is pretty nasty. I only did it for a few months. I was going on holiday with some mates and needed to be at the airport at 4am but they wouldn’t let me leave early, so I just took off the barman shirt and walked out.

If you want the whole interview heres the link:
http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/interviews/403739-prince-caspian-on-his-hello-kitty-pants

Anyway,What he means by mopping up sick is,at 4 am they made him clean up vomit from all the drunk partiers. Total cliche job,too funny(me and vicky have been into cliches lately)
Also its pretty funny they don't card him anymore,I think he still looks 28(now anyway) unless he grows the beard,then he looks forty.
I AM SO using that "shower once a week" tip in my book.
Because remember rob lives in a can next to Ben's house and we ALL know HE doesn't shower.
Interviews call it, "Eternally tousled hair".

Okay,one more thing before this post gets too long:
MY GRAMMA FOUND MY LONG EMOTIONAL POST! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Y'know that one that just let out everything I feel for him?
I was joking around with her telling her he shouldn't get on the internet because we do that one here,but she went and looked it up!
Aggggh my love life is ruined! I told her she'd think I was weird,but she didn't. If I were him reading that I'd be up at night with the shivers completely scared of this chick.


Soooooooooooo ya'lls thoughts on this?
(Oh and I'm gonna make banners for us all,excpet me I got plenty)

Oh dang it,one more thing.
ROBBIE'S JEALOUS! he he ehehhehehhehehehheheheheh!
I was reading somewhere Rpattz is gonna be in a movie called Bel Ami which is basically a milder french version of Dorian Gray.
I was just looking up his interviews to see what Rob was like and really...him and Ben are really similar. Almost like brothers,only Ben knows how to shower.
If you want to know the story go to wikipedia.com and type Bel Ami into the search blank
 
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sheesh! its like i'm talking to myself in here!:D
I was milling around on a ben forum and geuss what!
SOMEONE ON THERE IS WRITING PRETTY MUCH THE SAME FAN FIC AS ME!
She probably had the love interest be her too:D
 
Hmmmm I don't like the beard as much with the tight pants but normally its still awesome. I got used to it for Locked In and then lost it for VOTD. The trailer will be coming out soon enough lassies.
OH! I forgot,here's the locked in poster:
(He gets a TON of pretty ladies in this film...makes me jealous:D)
2rpe2a1.jpg


Plus this is an AMERICAN thriller and why would they hire a brit for that unless....WE GET TO HEAR HIS AMERICAN ACCENT! YIPPEE!
(The beard looks a lot better in this one,despite his trashy outfit the whole time)
 
you can find the trailer on youtube where you can hear his American accent. boy it's weird for me to say American "accent"
 
Oh god there's so many,here are 2 links:
http://benbarnesonline.net/benbarnesforum/
http://barnesfan.com/

The other ones are in italian and japanese. He's real big there I geuss:D

Oh so they have the trailer for locked in? Is it bad? Trailers can be bad sometimes too,(examp.Nightmare on elm street.)

Oh and CG,Careful on the second link. they haven't updated their stuff in years so before you blab news check the date it was posted and check with me.
 
i do not think the trailer is what i would consider family friendly but i dont think the movie will be as bad as... "another movie" if you get my drift.
 
i do not think the trailer is what i would consider family friendly but i dont think the movie will be as bad as... "another movie" if you get my drift.

Aye you hinting to DG?Yeah I saw one that wasn't red lined. Not THAT scary,looked a little too CGI at the beginning.

I'm just saying,theres not hinting or Adult content OTHER than violence as well?
Oh well,best not take my chances. I'll just wait till it comes out on front row,it seems like the film my dad would watch(since he watches house) maybe he'll watch it and I can tag along:D

(Hey is it a different time there cuz its 11:06 here and I NEED TO SLEEP!)
Sooooo don't answer that question:p
 
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