Cheese Family

Miss Freckles said:
that's killing *glares*

(now why am i dead again??? you can't just say i'm dead just because you find it funny!)
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It was the cactus. I put poison on it...

Lady Callandra said:
yep...it's at least second degree......but does what you call "inducing" involve wires attatched to limbs and a remote control? *holds up oly's remote*
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THAT'S FOR MY TV! :mad:

Dernhelm said:
Ah-HA! Now we now what's been going on here.

*Derny & other mods cart Olórin away to a special holding cell for those who subvert Dufferland's laws*
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I didn't do it! I plead... uh... not guilty by reason of insanity?

Lady Callandra said:
*takes hat off* well, at least freaks died an honorable death...*starts funeral*
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*crashes funeral*

Lucy but Taller said:
*carries dead flowers to funeral*
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YOU KILLED THEM? :eek: But what about the no-killing rule?
 
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no..T_T...the death of one of the most insane people on the planet....*sniffsniffblow*......*sees people with hair straight on end*......sorry...i miss it tons...and....i know you're jealous of my hair, but isn't that going too far? ...seriously....ohh....YELLOW PAPER!!!! *runs over to look at it*
 
MF, reputedly. I don't put much stock in it myself, what with all the killings that don't keep nobody half dead more'n a split second.
 
That statement was so full of double and triple and quadruple and centinal negatives that in trying to comprehend it my brain twisted itself into the shape of a walrus. Most painful. Especially because the brain included the walrus's tusks... :rolleyes:
 
i had no trouble understanding it...? but maybe you were a walrus before, that's why you had difficulty... and now you're trying to hold this innocent post responsible for your state of being. but why? there's no shame in being a walrus!

except maybe if the walrus is a wizard who cast a lopsided spell...
 
it's because of words like "killing", "half", and "split". killing just has a negative touch to it, and half and split are sort of inbetween, undecided little words.

still, if my brain power could do, you shouldn't have to complain, oly - i'm worried about you. maybe we should have a look at your brain...
 
Killing does have negative connotations, doesn't it?

Regardless, I think we definitely need to take a look at Oloring's brain. *Muhahahaha*
 
look what i found on the street! an operating table! *puts oly's head on operating table*

now... scissors! i'm sorry, but in order to look at your brain, we'll have to cut all that long hair away...
 
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Someone ate my banana!!!
 
oh my, who would have thought the scissors would die from old age after cutting only half of oly's hair off?

sadly, that was my only pair of scissors. we'll simply have to find another way to open his head. *takes coconut* *lifts coconut high* *holds breath*
 
*has been waiting the whole day for olórin to show up and post the red smiley*

*is slightly annoyed to be left hanging like that*

*arms are getting heavy*

*coconut is slipping out of hands slowly*

*whooshing sound as coconut flighs high into the air*

*violin tremolo at breathtaking speed*
 
I'm not sure what my reaction would be, but-

GG's reaction: *eats coconut*
GKoN's reaction: *doesn't do anything b/c coconut is about to hit a clone*
Lieke's reaction: *whale falls on coconut*
Darth Vader's reaction: *chokes coconut*
Zoro's reaction: *stabs coconut*
Derny's reaction: *denies existence of coconut*
Badger's reaction: Murphle!
Specter's reaction: *bans coconut*
Rube Goldberg's reaction: *opens eyelids sharply, thereby jerking on string which in turn tightens around neck of teddy bear, teddy bear sees nearby ostrich and suspects it of the dastardly deed, jumps on its back, ostrich runs away, knocking against water spigot in the process, water turns wheel, grinding pepper into small pieces and also turning on fan which blows pepper dust toward coconut, making it sneeze and fall down*
 
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