Because the chicken has no brain, and does not realize that it is actually trying to hit the coconut with that kind of pie pan that has a hole in the bottom, and is thereby doing no damage at all... stupid chicken.
i'm sure gg could handle it. not you, though, sorry. i'm afraid you'll crumble to dust every second now. but make sure to finish your sentence before you die. it's impolite not to finish your sentences!
someone else will probably finish it for you, prolonging your life. to people who do this, you shall be eternally graateful and do their will, else you shall be cast off a cliff just before the largest whale in history goes down as well, and jutsb efore you hit the ground... you'll crumble to dust.