Cheese Family

Ölörìn the Wise said:
Oh, thank you. *takes Lieke's crown* Does it matter if I leave a false trail of cheerios to your house? I thought not. :)
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And what's the difference between a false trail of cheerios and real trail? Is it a matter of the cheerios you use? Or is it because the trail does not lead to mf's house?


Ölörìn the Wise said:
*searches* Ah. Here it is.
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Oooh, a typo. *cackles wildly* I bet you'll toil over that post forever till you actually find it.

Ölörìn the Wise said:
MY ORANGE BEANIE! Is that where it went?
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*throws orange beanie off the cliff*

Ölörìn said:
B-b-but... Lieke's coffee plantation is worked by monkeys, isn't it?
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um... no idea.
 
Lossëndil said:
And what's the difference between a false trail of cheerios and real trail? Is it a matter of the cheerios you use? Or is it because the trail does not lead to mf's house?
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Neither. It's false because it cheats at poker.

Lossendil said:
Oooh, a typo. *cackles wildly* I bet you'll toil over that post forever till you actually find it.
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o_O No, I won't. :p

Lossendil said:
*throws orange beanie off the cliff*
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Y-y-you threw my beanie off the cliff... *cries* Well. Now you'll just have to replace my beanie. *paints Lossendil orange and puts her on head*
 
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Ölörìn said:
Neither. It's false because it cheats at poker.
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The Cheerios or the Trail?

Ölörìn said:
o_O No, I won't. :p
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And to call yourself spelling police!

Ölörìn said:
Y-y-you threw my beanie off the cliff... *cries* Well. Now you'll just have to replace my beanie. *paints Lossëndil orange and puts her on head*
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Oooh, this is fun! I wonder how long it will be before you get tired of carrying me on your head.
 
you guys... :D:rolleyes:

A. derny's coffee plantations are worked by robots under the supervision of monkeys, because the robots are of a certain rebellious species (that's why lieke got them cheaper. she used the money she saved to buy herself a new coffee machine deluxe).

B. wooow, lieke stole your beanie, which then lossendil stole and threw off a cliff? it should soon return to you then from its world tour. go east young beanie...

C. the trail cheats at poker. it swindled me out of the cheese whiz once. it still hurts.

D. there is no trail to my house whatsoever. i checked. and an invisible trail of cheerios will do no one any good, except maybe the dufflepuds... oh. oh. uh-oh.

E. please no one post before i send this off. just... please.

F. phew, no one did. so, lossendil, i like what you did to oly's name. we must always give him more nicknames! always!

G. yes, i am aware that i am posting a lot of capitals in this post. so what? they look kind of pretty in front of my senseless typing... with a dot behind each of them. so pretty... *admires*

H. *throws the lot of you off a cliff* just to see who will hit the bottom first, and if a whale will fall on you, whom he will decide to crush. this is for posterity, so... no! not sturnidae! awww... the whole scenario cost me so much, and now i'll have to do it all again!
 
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You do know that if two obejcts are dropped in the same gravity field, they will hit at the same time? I thought not. Except for air resistence, of course. The bigger object (with more air resistence) hits last, so GG takes a couple of years longer than the rest of us (it was a very tall cliff. Like those one's in Aslan's country. You know.
 
stop answering questions for me! i did know that, but i thought one of you would maybe grow wings and fly away, or catch on a ledge, or be banned before hitting ground, or something.
and, by the way, i don't think gg will take all that long, so i'd suggest you move from the bottom of the cliff now if you don't have the wish to be crushed (although with duffers, you never know...).
 
...but everyone knows that sometimes the things you think are completely ridiculous. like... no, i don't feel like bringing it up now (since we all now you're a duffer). and it was an accident. i didn't know she would hit the ground because i tripped her. actually, all i did was throw her off a cliff, and that has never killed anyone so far. right? it just gives you a little tingly sensation in your stomach when you realize that gravity works although you forgot the formula for it.
 
no, she doesn't. she's a duffer.

and i think it was derny. since she's the only one round except for me, and i won't endanger my life by admitting it was me.
 
*narrow eyes* Why do I have a feeling that mf did it??

Now who should I push of the cliff? MF or Derny?

*shrugs*

*pushes Olorin off cliff*
 
now that doesn't seem fair... don't push poor olórin. hmm. i guess we can't help it now, but we can punish the true culprit.

*pushes whale*

hmm. maybe we shouldn't have pushed the whale off the same cliff as olórin. he seems to be gaining speed. he almost reached the tip of the beard. oh no. i can't look. *covers eyes*

hey... no splat. no splat, sir!
 
*rofl*

Good idea, acually--safe to assume, if you don't know you did it, that Olórin deserves to be punished for it. (After all, if he didn't do it this time he probably did it at some other time.)
 
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