Cheese Family

'Twas the shock, I believe. And this thread is confused...

Here's a sampling from the first 10 pages or so. People should read this thread...


Dernhelm said:
I've been looking through the old, neglected threads...and I'm begining to see why they are neglected.
!!!
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Lady of Lorien said:
Shoot, we're getting off topic...if this ever had a topic...which I don't know, since I'm too lazy to read the beginning just now... Anyways, what is YOUR relationship with cheese?
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Lady of Lorien said:
That sounds like a CW theme song....

See? It has effectively oozed its way into this thread...:)
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Dernhelm said:
Sticky, gloppy,
Squishy, oozy,
Forever and ever
And ever and
Ever and ever (...)
Cheese Whiz is
Sticky, gloppy,
Squishy, oozy,
Forever and ever
And ever and
Ever and ever (...)
Cheese Whiz is
Sticky, gloppy,
Squishy, oozy,
Forever and ever
And ever and
Ever and ever (...)
Cheese Whiz is
Sticky, gloppy,
Squishy, oozy,
Forever and ever
And ever and
Ever and ever (...)
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PrinceOfTheWest said:
Cheez Whiz does not go sour. Nor rancid. Nor rotten. How could it? With enough preservatives to enbalm a pack of wolves, nothing can make it decay. It just sits there, bright orange and semi-rigid, waiting for one of the few species that can consume it to begin doing so. Sometimes it's a spore of mold that makes the first sally. Sometimes its a butter knife looking for something to spread on some Ritz(r) crackers. But until that happens, CW does not decay.
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Dernhelm said:
How did this sink down to the fiftieth page?
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Dernhelm said:
This poor thread. Does no one like cheese any more?
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Dernhelm said:
*sniff* I guess no one does. :-( Ah well. I'll just sit here with my Cheese Whiz, and wait...
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Olórin the Wise said:
I'm here! I just... forgot... about this thread... :-D
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Dernhelm said:
Yes, I noticed. Do you realize that while you were busy – uh . . . forgetting, I was forced to quadruple post???

Do you think this thread ought to go on the Duffer reading list?
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Olórin the Wise said:
I'm a constellation? Cool! :)
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Dernhelm said:
No. You're a carrot.





And my guinea pig really, really likes carrots. To eat.

*Muhahahahaha!!!*
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theorangejello said:
I've never had Guniea Pigs..i had two fishes.once...but one hung it self...from the tree..or it got stuck and died.. I wonder if they ever hated me, probably did.. I wasn't the best owner...
but then again how do you show love to a fish????
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Olórin the Wise said:
How does a fish hang itself?
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theorangejello said:
I have no idea.....
we noticed a little too late...

I shall go mourn for my fishy now
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2 family cheese stories

1. When my mom came to the U.S. to go to college on scholarship in the late 40's from Nanking, she had never eaten cheese before. So when she tried it for the first time in Minnesota, she was in for a very big shock. I recall she said it tasted like eating dirty feet...

2. My son is trying to try a new cheese every [few] week (depending on how long it takes to eat up his last sample). This week is: horseradish cheddar.:p
...It all began when his cousin in another state, fishing for Christmas present ideas, asked him what he was interested in. My son thought he texted back: "Chess" --but when he opened his gift, lo and behold, there was the gourmet's book of Cheese!
 
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ROFL Derny :D Don't go read this thread, it gives you headaches...

Wait... go and read the thread! :D

Why on earth do we have a cheese themesong and not a Can themesong? Or is the can to honorable? Wait... what did you say? Because the themesong gets us cheese? Really?

...

*sings themesong*
 
No, it does not give you cheese, it takes it away. :(
. . . and gives it to me. :)
Then the Can takes it. :(
I did not know the Can liked cheese. :confused:
Would it be heresy if I took the cheese from the Can?
 
It would definitely be heresy. However: taking cheese from the Can and giving it to me would not be heresy. In fact: the Can would approve it very much. It might bump you in the Order. So go ahead, give me cheese...

:D
 
Let us see: the Can is the source of all power. The Can gives power to whom it wants to give power to. The Can only gives power to Duffers. Derny claims she has more power than me.

You do the math :D

By the way: Isn't 'cheese family' a bit weird? I'm GG's sister, but i don't want to share my cheese with her :eek:
 
This presupposition is invalid: "The Can only gives power to Duffers."

Secondly: read the beginning of the thread. :D
 
DERNYDUFFERPANTS

its been ages

so ya still bein a meatshield-ERRrrr Shieldmaiden for those naughty modses?

also

HONKHONK

*dumps a gigantik tub of bakongreese on Dernhelm n slides her down Minas Tirith*

O LOOKEY HUNGRY BEARS
 
Glen: *finds the molded cheese thread* Im pretty sure that the Asylum Sanitary Commission isnt goin to like this
Dr. Byrne: Did you leave your punctuation in the orange room again?
 
Glen: *hits Doctor with rugby ball*
Dr. Byrne: *drops, unconscious*
Glen: Peace and quiet.
 
I accidentally grew some of that this past week...whoever would have thought that sealing a wet ziplock bag for several days could cause such a problem? *looks innocent*
 
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