Cheese Family

[Lossëndil]

It's not Sushi! We would never do such a thing, it's just his cousin.

 

[Glenburne]

But that will make Sushi sad! Buffalos love their cousins.... *cries with Sushi*

 

[Lossëndil]

*sigh* very well, we won't serve buffalo sushi. Would you like some Brussels sprouts instead?

 

[Glenburne]

*is sick on stomach at the thought* *curls up under Sushi*

 

[Lossëndil]

Sushi: meow!

 

[Glenburne]

Sushi: meow!

Sushi does not have an identity crisis! Do you think I would hug a buffalo that thought he was a cat? Don't you know all the trouble cats have caused in Dufferland?!

 

[Lossëndil]

No, I don't. Please enlighten me.

And Sushi was not having an identity crisis! He's just been pretending to be a buffalo all this time. In his heart of hearts, he always knew that he was a cat, albeit in disguise.

 

[Glenburne]

No, I don't. Please enlighten me.

Just read the insane asylum records. They kept firing a tomato cannon at Dr. Byrne and making snide remarks.

And Sushi was not having an identity crisis! He's just been pretending to be a buffalo all this time. In his heart of hearts, he always knew that he was a cat, albeit in disguise.

*is mad* *up-whale-splats Lossy* Sushi is not a cat. He has never been a cat. He is my friend, and I flatly refuse to befriend anything resembling a cat.

Dr. Byrne: Rodent. That's rodent.

 

[Lossëndil]

well, how do you explain his cat-like whiskers?

 

[Glenburne]

Simple. You have been eating POtW's CW again, which is (unbeknownst to most of Dufferland) capable of producing severe hallucinations. You've got to stop sneaking that processed stuff. Organic CW is better for you, it squirts farther, and it won't make you see whiskers where whiskers are not.

 

[Lossëndil]

Random question, does bc's avvie ever show up for any of you? I always get the "imgane cannot be displayed" thing.

 

[Glenburne]

Random question, does bc's avvie ever show up for any of you? I always get the "imgane cannot be displayed" thing.

I think I can see hers; I should check. And, Lossiful, you're killing me. Doesn't your computer have spell check? *looks at above post* *suffers silently*

 

[Lossëndil]

I'm sorry! I'm usually confident enough that I don't need spellcheck... I guess this is one of those days when I can't live without it. *winces at own misspellings*

 

[Glenburne]

At least you have a good heart...unlike certain parties that misspell words on purpose.... *glares at parties* *glares at party* *glares at party party party party* *hides from bc*

 

[Lossëndil]

I've always wondered what bc would think if she came back. And our duffering has changed so much over the ages...

*misses bc*

*devises devious plot to bring bc back*

 

[Glenburne]

*gets headache just thinking about the prospect*

 

[Lossëndil]

Why, do you not appreciate bc's contributions to dufferdom? Heretic! Set the mob after her!

 

[Glenburne]

*takes ibuprofen* I appreciate her contributions, it's just they keep giving me migraines....

 

[Lossëndil]

(the trick is simply not to read them.)

 

[Glenburne]

I try to do that as little as possible, and I still get headaches. *takes more ibuprofen, ignoring the warning label*